Does Yas Forums go to the chiropractor?

Is that my girl Abby Shapiro?

Guys should I take my essential oils before or after my chiropractor visit?

No. It's pseudoscientific bullshit.

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kek

if you need someone else to crack your joints for you, you're out of shape. i do think joint cracking has some benefit but but it is super tiny. it does feel good, and if you're so out of shape you can't crack your own bothersome joint and you don't feel bad spending hundreds of dollars to let a quack do it for you, go for it, no harm done. but the solution to achy joints is to stop being a sedentary fatass, get in shape and they will pop as you use them.

based

also why not, joint popping power rankings:
1. hip
POWER GAP
2. lower back
3. upper back
4. neck
POWER GAP
5. ankle
6. wrist
7. elbow
8. knee (rare)
9. thumb
10. small toes

Disagree on wrist, should be under neck and before the power gap. You're also missing sternum. If you're like me and can pop your sternum, it's right up there with a good lower back pop.

sauce

How do you crack your hip?

My witch doctor rebranded to shaman so I'm looking for a new one. I don't trust shamans.

wikipedia says:
>Systematic reviews of controlled clinical studies of treatments used by chiropractors have not found evidence that chiropractic manipulation is effective, with the possible exception of treatment for back pain.[7] A critical evaluation found that collectively, spinal manipulation was ineffective at treating any condition.[8]
ffs Yas Forums are we doing crystals and essential oils for fitness next?

Chiropractors are literally memes. Don't trust the fact that chiropractors have to get licensed and get degrees nowadays--it's all one fucking big scheme. The degrees they get comes from private schools licensed by the board of chiropractors and owned by the same people. It's literally scammers making money off new scammers, who then go off to scam regular people.

Go to physical therapists to fix actual problems and take preventive measures like warming up/doing mobility drills.

Stretching is also a meme, literally doesn't do anything but make you better at stretching. But mobility drills are not a meme, e.g it's use it or lose it for joint mobility

What kind of drills do you recommend?

I admit my mistake on wrist but sternum pops barely register a dopamine hit but i have a sleight build, im sure it is better if ur stocky.

>Tfw palm reader tells me to stop jerking off.
Nofap time boys.

Squatting, cycling, pulling your knee to your chest, i can also do it standing on one leg and lifting the other one sideways and leaning on the planted one like a half jumping jack but it is a less satisfying crack, not a deep pop.

Also laying on stomach and lifting one leg at time backwards but that usually does lower back

>thinking a guy that spends 2 years in a certificate program should be allowed to use the title "Doctor"

Luo Dong

Was he trying to squeeze the farts out of her fat butt? Also, did she cum?

My girlfriend has TMJ that she had been dealing with for years. I would wake her up in the middle of the night because she was grinding her teeth so hard. She has been going to a chiropractor for the past couple months and it has been doing wonders for her.

I had a friend who used to go every other week for back problems. One day he threw out his back and was literally bedridden for days. I helped him lose weight and he hasn't needed a chiropractor in almost 10 years.

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girls with a big nose make my pepe hard

These cracks would kill you, Traveler. You cannot handle my cracks

The psyop is successful. Pack it up.

RAPE!

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Literally my parents. They love the chiropractor and now my mom works as a psychic and spends the weekend exorcising demons out of vaginas by using kegel exercises. My Dad believes all of it 100% and keeps calling me to guilt trip me into going.

I'm a certified massage therapist, and whenever I tell my parents that chiropractors are snake oil salesmen and that people can get the same effect out of stretching as they get from a massage they get mad at me. Gonna study to become a physiotherapist, I'm tired of being known as a certified quack when I'm a man of science.

>when you get that hip POP as your lower back goes PRRRRRT
pure bliss in the morning

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dangerously based

This. I've got a chiro in the family Sergio does great work, but I won't go to any other one than him. Almost every other one I've been to is shilling a ton of bullshit and some have outright hurt me more than help. It's a shame they are that way. Any value in the practice is soon going to die out from hucksters with YouTube softcore adjustment videos.

I'd put hip and neck together. Sometimes I get a good crank on the neck that sounds like a strafing A-10 and things I didn't know were in my shoulders let go.

Ha! I saw that video on the utubes. That girl is hot af

Aaassssss

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Cupping?

Just put some icy hot on it.

RICED

I go to a combo chiro/PT place where I get adjusted for like 5 minutes, then they run me through some corrective exercises with cups and fascial work, etc.

I had shoulder pain for years. Doctors wanted to do surgery and prescribe me meds. I decided to go to a Chiropractor, and after a few sessions I was better than ever. I now go regularly, and feel great.

no one plays this game like CHANG

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Nothing my chiropractor did for me helped after a day. Rested completely, started wearing a compression belt all the time, and six months post injury i am now able to do super lightweight squats and deads (im talking sub 1pl8) and other lower back exercises in an attempt to strengthen the atrophied muscles. After a week of my rehab i noticed i no longer feel pain and stiffness from sitting down

>trusting voodoo black magic
>not trusting natural earth magic

Foolishness user

oh shid wads habben in my pandz :DDD

Chang will make it

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lucky fuck

I chiropractice my self.

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Chiropractors are usually charming, convincing and make you feel good.

Real doctors don't need to. A real medic can be an ugly fuck and to TERRIBLE things to you (like chemo) and you will fucking get well anyway.

If you think they aren't charlattans - even for a second - look up the British Chiropractic Associasion vs Singh

Or just give the charming fucker a bunch of cash to touch you in a special way. It isn't medicine, but if it gives you a happy ending, it isn't any more harmful than prayer or astrology.

How did you get a massage therapist designation without being respectful of hogwash in the school program?
>chiropractic
>accupuncture
>reiki

all were offered at Grant Macwan in Alberta, and you have a responsibility to be respectful to the other students and faculty...

I would point and laugh, probably affecting grades, so I skipped it.