How will Yas Forums cope?

IMAGINE IF HER SPHINCTER CUT YOUR DICK IN HALF HAHA WOULDNT THAT BE SO NASTY AND WEIRD HAHA

I can only get so erect bro.

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Uh hello, based department ?

who's the gigachad who put a baby in her? How is she even fertile?

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go take a long look in the mirror user

HAHA WHAT HAHAHA IMAGINE IF YOU FILLED HER ASS WITH ANY LIQUID. LITERALLY ANY LIQUID AND SHE SPRAYED IT OUT INTO YOUR MOUTH HAHA I'M SO HUNGRY FOR HER ASS FOOD BRO HAHAHA

Wait, how legit is taking steroids when pregnant? Can you have a chad supergenius child if your wife pins tren?

not how it works retards
if you ate a baby all the cells would denature
there would literally be nothing but macro nutrients left.
same reason why eating cows doesn't turn you into a cow.
she is at a very high risk of miscarriage.

This is psychotic

Isn't being lowfat while pregnant bad for the babby?

>no wedding ring

>she is at a very high risk of miscarriage
Why? Because she roids?

get out, this is hell.

Fucking kek

>IMAGINE HER DENYING YOU TO CUM USING THE BARE STRENGTH OF HER BUTTCHEKCS

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Haven’t keked this hard in a while

The low body fat.

Heheh

Nah your child will have some fucked up hormones he’s going to either be a psychopathic mute goliath, a klinefelter betaboy, a chad-tier body flamboyant homosexual, or just a horribly disfigured disabled person

What mental disorder would drive a man to write this?

Fucking hilarious

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by not using photoshop for everything

top kek

By still being stronger than her. Despite being a disabled vet that hasn't exercised regularly in 8 years.

Deebly goncerned

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>what the h e double hockey sticks
Lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=Snen1ifhocI&t=4s
by doing these workouts

How will she cope without all the photoshop and filters, especially the ones to make her eyes less chinky?

>20% chance for goliath
Worth it.

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women should at least be over 12% bodyfat for general health reasons in general but yes all though most women seem to make it an excuse to blow up and eat whatever they want, then whine 12 months later about how fat they are and use pregnancy as an excuse

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Imagine being the baby and getting squished by her taut pecs

Based schizo poster

Klinefelter is a chromosome issue. Hormones in utero can't cause it.

>Steriods will result in Jason Voorhees/Doom Marine baby
As red pulled as its gonna get

Pregnant women get stem cells released in their bloodstream for years on thanks to their baby

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The delivery is gonna be tough cause her core is too tight

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Cringe

It's ok guys she's a doctor [spoiler] in traditional medicine[/spoiler]

Bro I'm at rehabilitation and yoy made me laugj out loud like an autist thx

Im thinking based

Made me laugh hard as fuck

What the fuck is wrong with you

Pure fraud

i don't get it. Is it about anti preg pills? Or what

He(double hockey sticks)o, based department?

>Pro-abortion fags don't see anything wrong with this

Anavar, an oral anabolic steroid