You're a GDE because you don't limber up and moisturise daily
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>Dino posting
Must be done fucking trannies
My Scotland holiday photos
My blood balls
My haggis and bbq pulled pork sandwich with crackling
so freaking good
My fried Mars bar I severely overpaid for
Approved Intermediate Programs for PLG
>Bro Tier (trying hard, having sex, loving life required)
5th Set (late intermediates)
5/3/1 (read Beyond or Forever)
Westside for Skinny Bastards
Madcow Intermediate (best for early intermediate)
Destroy the Opposition (J. Lewis)
Cube Kingpin
The Cube (+ Predator)
Conjugate (best in a good gym)
Spotoshot (bench only)
Texas Method 4-day Split Model from PPST.
Juggernaut Method 2.0 (a more periodized 5/3/1)
>Nerd Tier (must have IQ higher than bodyweight in kg)
Barbell Medicine
RTS Generalized Intermediate
RTS Emerging Strategies
Nuckols Average to Savage
Nuckols 28 Free
GZCL (any variation)
TSA 9 Week
Blevins Skynet AI ($, but cheap)
>Meme Tier (might work if you love memes)
Candito 6 Week
Texas Method 3-Day
Texas Method Trappy Version
Sheiko
The Bridge
Smolov Jr.
Bulgarian/Bugenhagen Method
Heavy Light Medium (not a program, just a loose DUP template).
Slavic Swole
nSuns 5/3/1 (written by a 1200 total Redditor)
Hepburn (8x2-3s)
>Retard Cuck-Tier
PH3 (need a tourniquet to choke yourself, and it has a 100% injury rate)
*all of these programs work (except PH3), but the effort and attitude of the athlete is most important
My chicken neo pizza, five guys fries and more black pudding balls
Why is that sometimes I wake up after 5-6 hours full of energy and basically already hyped up for the day and others I sleep 10 hours and can’t get up from the bed.
And a really kawaii shop I saw
not a clue mate
Doing TM 4-day, how long should I rest between the 5x5 sets? 3-5 minutes, or 5-10 minutes?
1-5 mins max on tm but also that's not tm
gay ass thumb. do you even lift?
no I literally don't lift weights anymore lol
can tell. how does that mars bar taste anyway? looks like shit
According to page 152 of Practical programming, it is. I mean, TM isn't even a routine, it's a damn template.
Tasted just as disgusting as the woman who served it to me looked
The haggis was amazing however
I don't remember having to accessorise at the end of my workout like a faggot
ngl Average to Savage 2 has been great for me.
Ok boomer
You're thinking of 3-day
Love how average to savage got a sequel
bench press is the best gauge of RAW PHYSICAL STRENGTH. you only downplay this because you're a pudgy, weak little shit of a manlet with an equally embarrassing bench press.
nobody gives a shit that you can bounce your morbidly obese gut off of your legs for your little bullshit wide stance "squat". nobody cares about your 5 inch ROM sumo "deadlift".
bench. press. is. king.
What about ohp?
HANK
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nah. bench press is retarded. dumbell press is far superior.
Where is everyone?
the gym :^)
im doing the same thing as ur picture and i rest 3 minutes between 5x5 sets and 3-5 for big sets
>WAWTT
>WAWET
>WAWLTT
>WAWFT
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The only thing I lift at 9 am is my fat ass off the bed. That said, welcome to the crippled retard club.
>T
Heavy skwats, 1rm testing squat/snatch/c&j
>E
chicken, onions, eggs and rice, whatever I can stick in my mouth
>LT
2000s pop punk/radio emo/cringecore
>F
knee is fuckin swollin from dropping a bar on it feelsbadman
Before the snabbening I went for a couple weeks at 6-8am, maybe that was the problem. When do I get my club hat and certificate
>T
Planning bench and box squats, will edit blog post when I'm back from the gym.
Paypal me $10
>Planning bench and box squats,
Based
Sent
>T
10x2 Squat
10x1 Deadlift
RDLs, Chins, Hanging Leg Raises
I have a question but I don't see a stupid question's thread. my back hurts. not my spinal erectors: my back. it hurts on palpation and upon lower back flexion. the pain does not radiate, so I think my discs are ok. is this a symptom of overuse? it became really noticeable after practicing barbell rows two days ago
Have you ever experienced DOMS
Thanks, you'll get your hat in the mail soon.
Speaking of mail I got absolutely fucked over with my knee wraps. The listed price was 40 euros, plus like 5 of dutch tax and 25 of shipping. Then they got here this morning and I'm picking them up tomorrow at the post office but first I have to pay fucking $35 of import tax. Basically I paid $110 for a thing that sells for $25 in the US of A. Fuck's sake. Now mind you this wasn't a surprise, I knew it would happen when I placed the order, but I'm still salty.
Please don't coof in the box mr coronapasta.
Duty tax is shit, the trick is to make them lie on the declaration form like when I buy Chinese shit for 40 bucks and they declare it to be worth $1
yes and its not that. the pain is in the center of my back right on top of my spine in my lower back, not bilateral. I'm hoping its some tendons or ligaments that are sick and tired of my bullshit and not my actual spine
/owg/ is cannibalizing the people who hung around here in its absence
You can do that if you're buying from chinks because some specific aspects of their legal system are basically ancapistan, but I've found that "legitimate" sellers will refuse most of the time. And if they don't, and the post office finds out, they'll fine me a shit ton.
best videos for learning OHP form?
>training
Press 80%: banded OHP 5x3>
Press 72.5%: banded 5x5
Press 2: Dips 3x8
Triceps: incline tricep ext 8x8
Posterior: hypers 1x20
Had to quit early and didn't finish the rest of the hypers and db presses
>feeling
Worried. Bunch of work buddies are sick and I don't want to catch the corona virus
Im starting to get too fat
should I do keto
Six months of knee pain has been my daily training.
That's just dynamic incline benching.
Threadly, but non-spamming, clearly relevant, specifically on topic, greatly informative, 100% sincere and not trolling, high quality, non-avatar-fagging, and otherwise rule abiding reminder for you unlifting user CHODEs to post body/lifts and get a trip. This is the only way anyone will believe anything you have to say about anything. And only if you demonstrate at least one of the following:
>A squat in excess of both 2.5 times bodyweight AND 500 lbs
>A deadlift in excess of both 2.5 time bodyweight AND 500 lbs
>A bench press in excess of both 1.5 times bodyweight AND 300 lbs
>A The Press in excess of both body weight AND 220.462 lbs
>A body that Yas Forums won't roundly criticize (good fucking luck)
If you can't manage at least one of these, shut the fuck up, go to the gym, try harder.
Thank you.
UPDATED LIST OF PLG APPROVED ACRONYMS (Arcane Ciphers Of Never Yielding Muscularity), post, but don't spam, in every thread.
>GDE (Genetic Dead End)
Exercise low-responder. High injury rate, no sports background, weak willed.
>HANK (Hambuilt Asian, Non-Kompetitive)
Obese Asian manlet with a baby carrot penis. Doesn't compete, doesn't even lift, and is insanely jealous of those who do. LARPs as a BONER to cope.
>CUCC (Cuckold Uninjured Crying Canadian)
Identify as injured, without medical diagnosis. Trans-herniated. Purposely do self-destructive programs like PH3, Smolov, etc. They wanted an excuse to quit.
>VOLEM (Voluntary Evermediate)
Late beginner, early intermediate. Panics when the bar gets heavy. Program hops, works on technique, or sabotages recovery as an excuse to not progress.
>BONER (Bench Only No Effort Retard)
Wants to have the admiration and ego of someone who lifts, but doesn't want to get the squat or deadlift of someone who actually lifts. Copes with a combination of bench press and autism.
>CHODE (Communist Homo Of Dick Eating)
Angry, godless little postmodernists who secretly loathe strong, masculine men who won't fuck their boybutt. Some transition into ugly rat faced pedos, others defend said CHODES. Also known as PHAGs (Projecting Homo Ass Goblins)
>TCHAD (Tries Consistently Hard All Day)
The Isleys, MAs, and other guys with average genes who actually like competing and getting stronger.
>UFO (Under Fed Organism)
Adult human male weighing less than 200 lbs. Throw food at them until the problem is remedied.
>user (Anonymous Nard Obtusely Nattering)
A noodlebuilt little wuss of a human. Hobbies include LARPing as someone who actually lifts and not posting body/lifts. Can be safely disregarded in all matters.
>SUMO (SUbhuman MOron)
Too stupid and/or genetically deficient to just bend over and pick something up. Copes through a combination of clowning half reps and eating butt.
I've recently had the problem of the bar sliding up my neck on squats at the bottom.
Any ideas what I could be doing wrong?
My descent is quite fast if it matters.
leaning too far forward duh
How can I fix that then?
front squats, the chaddest of the squats.
How will that help me? I'd rather not, I hate the front rack.
sounds like ur a pussy to me 2bh
I probably squat more than you
/me dabs
What?
>bar sliding up my neck on squats
Bullshit. Post video.
What do you mean, bullshit?
Why is that so unbelievable to you?
Its a fucking emote you zoomer prick.
The things we used before emojis.