I have been practicing MMA for 6 years now, parallel boxing for 7 years, I could.
As well as weight training for 4 years, 1m87 for 86 kg
I have a crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to load me up, dodge him and give him some good potatoes in his head. I won't let him go at the slightest mistake, the gorilla's finished. You'll always have virgins from here to think that's impossible. Nothing is impossible with will already friends, and 2) it is not with your cowardly body that you will do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can defeat a gorilla with a knife already. With a bare hand it's not necessarily more complicated it just requires technique.
You can’t beat a gorilla They are that way literally because of their mating habits and fights for dominance THEY ARE BIG BECAUSE THEY FIGHT FOR THEIR HAREMS It might not even bother with you because you’d be so non threatening /thread
Fight a big nigger first, they're intermediate apes. If you can easily take the groid down then I'd say you stand a good chance
Jonathan Green
>dodge him and give him some good potatoes Unless your striking with over a tonne of force you will not be able to generate enough power to do anything but annoy the big cunt.
Anthony Jenkins
Holy fuck
Gabriel Russell
Hi Harambe, shouldn’t you be busy chilling with some gorilla honeys in gorilla Heaven right now?
do it then pussy, jump into the enclosure at your nearest zoo and fuck them up
Dominic Baker
mirin that zen squat form
Josiah Myers
I hate that fucking fat retarded piece of shit woman behind the glass, laughing her ass off at this caged animal that would literally tear her face off in a second throw her in the enclosure
Josiah Reyes
But they have shit cardio right Bros? All we gotta do is evade them till they has out, then we head kick and d'arce em bros.
The average dude can probably only deadlift 200-300lbs. An average gorilla can already lift 1800lbs, how much could a gorilla who trained like a powerlifter lift? It would be insane
You wanna see my body, you'll have to leave the jungle first pussy.
Colton Green
Hey look it's this thread again
Michael Peterson
Look at that fucking banana brain? I could easily outsmart this chimp and use its momentum against it with my BJJ
Bentley Rivera
Haha imagine gorillas deadlifting, their brains are too small so they wouldn't know proper form Enjoy snap city stinky gorillas hahahaha
Thomas Gomez
Gotta get your gorilla thread reps in bro
Blake Reyes
Oh no no no
Charles Baker
Hahaha and they're manlets too lmao Imagine not being able to deadlift as a manlet loool
Asher Taylor
gorillas are so fucking cool, caging them like this should be illegal with how intelligent they are
Jace Wright
With a knife, you can maybe stab it enough to make sure it bleeds out or dies of infection after it murderes you. You want at least a spear to fight wild animals and survive
Asher Wilson
Sorry tyrone, that white lady is behind glass
Nolan Hughes
It already can rip a head off your body with spine attached
Daniel Diaz
>THEY ARE BIG BECAUSE THEY FIGHT FOR THEIR HAREMS This is not true and a shit post Gorillas are awful fighters and if you've ever seen a gorilla fight they are 99% posturing and flailing before one backs off and runs away with little to no injuries
Josiah Morris
>small brain minimizes weak spot >can't even give it concussions You're done for OP.
Joseph Hall
Holy fuck look at that dropkick and perfect landing. Human bois unironically and forever BTFO.
Jaxon Carter
>Bare hands
Never, don't kid yourself
>Knife
Most likely not, maybe some sick expert with experience fighting animals and other apes.
>Spear
This is the way to go, pref with a shield.
>Sword
I don't know man, will be hard
>Axe
If you you an axe with very good quality and the immense strength to get it thorugh the apes cranium then maybe if you can time it right.
>Bow and arrow
Sure
>Guns
Duh.
Daniel Moore
I think a shield will be worse than a longer spear. If you try blocking an attack with the shield, it will rip it out of your hand, if not break your bones. You want a long spear to brace it against the ground and let the animal impale itself.
Nathan Thompson
>Gorillas are awful fighters Did you not see the one doing a fucking dropkick? They are more agile than humans, they could probably break a lion's bones by flailing their arms around. Of course they're not gonna attack each other, it'd be fucking suicide.
Camden Lewis
>charges at you >drop kicks your shield >breaks your arm U mad white boi?
