>they only made female statues
I wanted a male one
They only made female statues
Thomas Allen
Juan Ward
Why do you want to stare at a guy?
Do you want to admire his tight ass and chiselled abs?
Joshua Diaz
that looks kinda yikes
Eli Bailey
>I wanted a male one
It's literally on the fucking screen, you tool.
Women are more important, so they get a 30cm statue.
Men are over, so they only get a 5cm statue.
Jordan Russell
Alexander Harris
that fugurine looks like a guy
Hudson Flores
>wanting some plastic statue
What? Not even as a child I would have wanted something so uttterly useless. What kinda total consoomer buys shit like this anyway?
Grayson Bailey
>premium certificate of authenticity
Can someone tell me why these lines really annoy me?
Brandon Butler
>he didn't choose alexios to stare at his bulge every time you loot a ship that sunk
Easton Rivera
how can you tell that's a woman?
Brody Walker
Why, so you can fucking beat off onto it? fag
Owen Walker
>he didn't play as Alexios with a ship crew of sexy women in lingerie
Charles Garcia
Is anyone else kinda sick of Vikings?
Julian Lopez
She looks like Dee from always sunny
Gavin Howard
Jose Clark
>season pass
They're still pulling this shit, huh?
Jaxson Williams
I mean every depiction of vikings removes the raping element and that really is the main appeal of the viking aesthetic for me
Ryan Wright
>eyeshadow
>lipstick
>notes of bright red in her character design (sash and scarf)
she's a 'strong' 'womyn'
Nolan Foster
>wanting to hot glue a male statue
sounds kinda gay, my dude.
Andrew Sanchez
>Women
>Vikings
>Not just getting rapped very quick in battle field
Easton Price
>assassins creed is finally based again!
>literally just a bait and switch to get retards to buy their sjw bullshit
lol stay cucked
Ryan Hernandez
>"what else should we cram in there?"
>"I don't know, man just scribble on a piece of paper 'yes it's real' and call it Premium"
Justin Bell
Could have at least given her C-cups.
Brayden Reyes
yep
Colton Morales
wait a sec.....
i know that bald head from somewh.... oh fuck
Asher Watson
I think they did make a male one and labelled it "female" by mistake, OP
Landon Barnes
same
Jaxon Ross
With the design there they could have made 2 statues as a pair of bookends, one male 1 female
But we can't push politics that way.
Ryan Rivera
She looks unpleasant. Kassandra was cute.
Parker Perry
that's a shaved man with eye make up
Ethan Kelly
>not even the entire soundtrack
Then again Astral chain was the same and I brought that
William Morgan
IT'S MA'AM!!!
Liam Torres
Did you not watch vonland saga
But that's not surprising when the entire point of vonland saga is to make the vikings look bad.
Levi Peterson
>lol lets make an ugly bald female for our CE
>surely this will make people want to buy it!
>t. marketer suits
why are they like this?
Thomas Allen
yeah user all the straight men are absolutely tripping over each other to get a piece of this
Cameron Brooks
god I hate that faggot
thank god the comic industry imploded leaving only based EVS
Kayden Cruz
IT'S "SIR" TO YOU, NOT "OLD MAN".