You're in charge of developing Wolfenstein 3. What do?
You're in charge of developing Wolfenstein 3. What do?
I cancel, is kind of a meme series now and it needs some time away
tell the team to do exactly what the did with the first reboot. Its kind of bizarre how they got it so right then immediately fucked it up.
make the game about shooting niggers
Have a tranny kill off the main characters of the previous game in a super brutal way and tell everyone to "question everything"
Story will be kept to a stark minimum. It will be something that makes BJ infuriated and driven to the point where no words are needed. Something happens and he has to get to the belly of some new fortress, also named Wolfenstein for some reason. He fights his way in and it's badass from beginning to end and then he kills Mecha Hitler and claims his prize, whatever the fuck it is.
Online rankings will be based on who can do this the quickest (not at all based on speed running, btw. 100% cisgendered competition)
Make you play as the nazi this time. Flip the script
RTCW 2
Bring back team based MP
>set in 2020
>CyberDrumpf is Fuhrer of the US
>there's a pandemic
>literally everything he does is stupid and brings the country closer to disaster
>you kill him in the end
>a black woman is the resistance leader
>she's put in place as the new Social Justice Warchief to lead the country
>Hillary Clinton
Based, its kind of game we need more of
>CyberDrumpf
Beat me to it. fpbp
Doom but with nazis.
Cancel it. Nu-Wolfenstein is ruined beyond repair, only the first 1.5 games were good.
remove the campaign
make ET 2.0
all original maps + the same number of new maps + map tools
Soft reboot
>ww2 where you play as the nazi
>Hitler is in the game and isn't depicted as an utter idiot
>All other factions are in the game and no one is depicted as a fucking idiot
>Make interesting story about the consequences of war without injecting political bullshit
There, fixed.
New reboot, WW2 ended as in our timeline, it's now the WW3 and you fight a Dieselpunk themed Soviet Union
Steampunk mech fistfight with Hitler
I wish game developers would explore the magical realm of "retarded game plots but still good" like Metal Gear Rising.
>avgn
Scrap it and develop a remake of Heretic instead
best case scenario
next best case scenario
Final Boss:
Huge Mecha Hitler
You fight on the ground against other nazis in mechs while Hitler shoots laser beams at you.
Your friends come to rescue you in a helicopter, but in a fit of rage you drop out of the plane and land in the Mecha. Stupidly, the mecha has a single glass showing Hitlers head inside. You punch the glass breaking it, you punch it again, and each time you pull out your hand chuncks of blood and bone are stinking in your fists. All while screaming and punching till its nothing but a red pulp and the mecha starts falling into the sea and you with it. The nazis flee the scene. Your friends cant find you, your body isnt going up.
You wash up on a beach hearing children playing and speaking in a foreign language combined with spanish and german. A man reaches out to you asking:
"Oye, che? Vos estás bien?"
WOLFENSTEIN 3
his family is kidnapped and help captive in the massive WOLFENSTEIN fortress in the heart of nazi germany.
RTCW = ET > TOB > TNO > 09' >>> 3D/SoD > TNC > YB
Wolfenstein 3 is all but confirmed to have Mecha Hitler, right?
not while there's an sjw infection, a history book or any book written more than 10 years ago is far too problematic, so they just write current politics with new paint
trannies,niggers,brave jewish leaders,strong women,weak pathetic despicable deplorable white men
where is my paycheck?
BJ is killed by a Nazi strongwoman a quarter through the game and you play as her the rest of the game.
Danke, Herr Druckmann
>set in ww2
>csgo style mechanics
>make it about popping heads
>add in weird cybernazis and shit that get harder and more creative the further you go in
>coop
>possible user designed campaigns and/or voxel generated worlds for replay value
>definitely add in some portals to other planes of existence somewhere in there
Also,
>release a new campaign every month
>make money somehow not sure how
Events from all of the previous games since the reboot are seen to be the dreams of a deluded prisoner in a Nazi prison camp. BJ has snapped from being a prisoner for the past 15 years (since the end of the war, where Nazis won). Game takes place in Europe, specifically in Eastern Europe. Game is much darker than the reboot, not grimderp or anything but a much harsher view of the situation. Basically the opposite of Young Blood with its "AWW YEAH DOOOD SIS YOU NAZI KILLIN' BADASS BITCH!" dialogue.
Takes place in 1960 but with some technology closer to the modern age because of Nazi scientists. Wide variety of weapons, with levels in varied locations and even objectives. Action levels, stealth levels, and even a good ol fashioned train level.
You play as the nazis