As a 186cm, blue-eyed, blonde-bearded Danish male, I'm gonna play Asscreed Vikangz...

Well, some did, mainly Swedes. Denmark is still going strong. We have a huge lifting culture here.

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So are you gonna play as a woman or just as a dude with a woman's name?

>186cm
Hold kæft det er sølle.
191cm her, Skal jeg hente barnesædet i garagen til dig?

The series got stale for me. Odyssey was really bland overall. Hope you enjoy your game

An albino nigger is still a nigger, Barbarian tribes were wild raiding beasts not different from african ones, africans might have been more peaceful and just sedentary actually

Nah you're still dainty faggots. Sw*des don't even count as male any more, but that doesn't absolve Denmark, Norway and Iceland of cuck mentality. You've got feminist governments and diversity too.

Fed post, lange.

>before spending two years in norway
Danes are those cool people in the flatlands :D
>after spending two years in norway
hitler was right all along and his only mistake was using the gas chambers on the jews instead of focusing on the danes and swedes
you snow niggers corrupted me

I'm half native and I had a blast playing ACIII just for the fact Connor was half native, too.

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>Når dansker tror de vet noe om høyder
Gå og sug litt på rødpølsen din

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Norway is by far the shittiest Danish colony.

I'm Italian and AC2 sucked ass for everything other than historical references

>mutt enjoys playing the mutt character
Who would've thought

>I'm half native
you mean 1/64

How is this game any different from GodOfSoy and Skyrim, anyway?

>be a filthy florentian
>american friend comes visiting me, take him around florence
>keeps talking about ass creed here and ass creed there "here they hanged that guy blah blah blah"

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I'm swedish and I don't really care. I wanted the roman empire, goddamn it.

>How dare they show interest in my irrelevant shithole

You sure showed him, user.

Sorry, breh. But I'm carded and enrolled in a tribe.

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>fellow Aryans
Post Biceps, Chest and Chin.
Everyone who calls himself an Aryan has a 90% of looking like Heinrich Himmler

>irrelevant shithole
>Florence
Literally the place which got the world out of Middle Ages

(tu)

AssCreed is a bad game and you should feel terribly bad for getting hyped.

Just play bannerlord

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shut the fuck up tranny

Name a good game.

Look at all those D&C kikes

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an actual tranny can't call others trannies

>tfw no nordic bf
pillage my bussy pleeease

Tetris

Black Flag was awesome.

Mads, Ole
Tagga ner för helvete.

>NIGGER!

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Based coward

I can give you another axe wound if you want.

>muh ancestos

kek

O S L O
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every single time these games are sold on a premise which ultimately disappoints, i don't see why youd buy these low effort games if you want a viking simulator, there are better, more immersive options that won't try to force a lame modern day sci fi plot down your throat

K O L D I N G

AYO HOL UP

as long as the axe is dripping in cum, I don't mind

I think Ubisoft found a way to capture the Yas Forums market share. Those incels are eating this shit up. Low IQ and short memory.

Go back rez rat

>muh asbestos

Warning:
This is a shill thread

someone already has some resetera seething gems?

As a 203cm norman descendant I will join you in playing, Assassin's Creed: Valhalla™.

It's even worse when you got into AC for the modern sci fi plot and now it turned into generic shithole of the year simulator

400 years of humiliation.

>I'm gonna play Asscreed
your funeral pal

Butthurt Swedishmutt mad most people can't even pinpoint his country in a map

Du och han kan båda suga kuk.

If anything, that's a Moor.

>Origins: Egyptian/Roman
>Odyssey: Greek
>Valhalla: Germanic/Celtic

That order seems very familiar somehow

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>new games are discussed on a board dedicated to games
>it's the shills!
You don't deserve to breathe you're that stupid. Schizos ruined the site.

That says more about them than us.

I also like Florence; do you hate me for it as well?

>obsessed with trannies
>calls everyone trannies
Stop watching tranny porn.

I'm sure the 6 hour tutorial followed by incredibly linear hand holdy/cinematic gameplay will be fun. I still can't believe we're at the point where children who grew up playing garbage like AC and Halo post here and pretend they aren't garbage.

same here brother

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Nah

im the guy from the original post
i was not complaining about my friend liking the city, but about how he would just fucking talk about that damn game

didnt moors dress like arabs?

The last two AC have been light on tutorials/cinematics and heavy on the gameplay.

>roman feet shape
Thank God I have normal toes. What the fuck kind of toes are those?
t. footfag

Håber at du i det mindste piratkopierer det.
Ellers er jeg bange for at politiet bliver nød til at konfiskere dine testikler.

>third toe as long as the second toe

Freak of nature...!

This is idiocy, my mom, my dad and I all have a different shape

I basically have already preordered epic edition using promocode of my favorite valorant streamer
epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/assassins-creed-valhalla/home

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Måste belöna de få som faktiskt tillverkar spel i dagsläget. Filmerna får inte vinna. Fattar du inte det?

Klart, men hvis det er godt, så køber jeg det.

You are a disgrace to our country

CELTIC PRIDE
NEVER CONQUERED