Write the Neil Druckmann version of your favorite game
Write the Neil Druckmann version of your favorite game
Jordan Jones
Owen Hughes
keep it in one thread retard
Jackson Gonzalez
one word for post ok?
i'll Start
Virus
Lucas Stewart
Dilation
Caleb Hall
Persona 6 opens up with Joker being beaten to death by a black Male to female tranny otaku
You play the rest of the game as the tranny, who is no longer a blank slate, hunting down the other Phantom Thieves and finally cleansing Japan of its problematic ways. You build your own diverse group of "thieves"
Game ends with anime being outlawed and otaku landmarks firebombed
Christopher Roberts
>Persona 6
Gabriel Martin
>Okami 2
>Orochi secretly impregnated Nami and tricked Susano into thinkin the child was his
>Orochi2.0 wants revenge on Ammy for killing Orochi
>Issun shows up just in time to find Orochi2.0 (somehow?) murdering Ammy with a washing pole
>You play as Orochi2.0 and murder all the brush gods
>The last boss is you vs. Issun
>Issun dies and all of Nippon is plunged into darkness, but like a good type of darkness because everyone was kind of getting bored of the sun anyways
Christopher Campbell
I already got Prototype 2 which suffers from a fucking lot of the same "the old game i didn't write is stinky and dumb, here's MY take on it" writing problems. Amy Hennig's career died so Neil Druckmann could live.
Kayden Johnson
343 already did it for me senpai
Brayden Hughes
Pre-op trans mexican rookie neogaf moderator arrives to her (his) girlfriend's son gender reveal party a day late when the entire town gets infected with zombies. Zombies appear only in the intro cutscene and aren't mentioned until the end of the game.
Nolan Scott
>sony wins
>women must cover themselves
>fat people and creepy crossdressers not only accepted, but forcibly praised on a daily basis
>all men forced to have at least one trans relationship in their lives
IRL
>aids kicks in
>suicide kicks in
>70% of population is gone
>isreal is bombed to ashes and salt is poured on the land
>humanity rises from the degeneracy and conquer space
Anthony Martinez
I don't have to
Aiden Martinez
it's called Got Mine, Bitches
Jaxson Hill
>Max Payne 3
Max is unceremoniously shot dead by diverse, vibrant, and destitute favela niggers. You spend the rest of the game as Passos, until the end when Da Silva beats the shit out of you and Giovanna, before sparing you because Giovanna is pregnant.
Logan Williams
Dante is killed Vergil, no devil trigger, Vergil is killed by Arkham, after Dante dies we spend the rest of the game playing as Lady who is a tranny now.
Joseph Lee
Druckman version of RDR2
>Micah kills Arthur in the second half of the game. You play the rest of the game as Micah, hunting down John then you kill him at the end. Also Micah, Arthur and John are all gay and Dutch is a tranny
Michael King
You guys having the impression that Neil Druckmann is the typical sjw isn't correct at all. He's a lefty, but if you follow him on sm you can see that he's supportive towards people on the right as well.
He's a bit too strong on the feminist side, but nothing like the cucks we have all over the place today.
Jose Thomas
Mario and Peach are brutally murdered by Wendy Koopa
Zachary Butler
Source: your ass
Angel Moore
he edits his characters to not offend transexuals (.0000001 percent of the population) so he's a fucking idiot no matter where his politics lie
Nicholas James
>GTA San Andreas
>Game starts out as two white corrupt american cops beat you up (A ftm black trans woman)
>They drop you off in a neighborhood full of white privileged Cis People
>Brutally beat up and murder a kid in order to steal his bike and drive back to the Grove street
>Beautiful Smoke is a drag queen, Ryder is an ex professional biker that got got banned because a white woman accused him of rape, Sweet is disabled.
>Game revolves around carrying out your revenge against the evil white cops from the beginning
>In the middle of the game you find out that Beautiful smoke is not really a drag queen and instead a blackfacing white male that acted as a spy
>In the last mission ryder sacrifices himself for Claudia Johnson (CJ) after the rape accuses are proven false because the white cops planned an assassination on her.
>After you chased them down Claudia Johnson cuts her dick off and sticks it into the mouth of the main bad cop before she shoots him
>credits roll
Brody Watson
>The Last of Bing Bing Yahoo
After the first boss fight, a big buff mushroom appears and mauls both Mario and Bowser to death after some torture using the lava under Bowser's bridge.
The game unveils that Mario has been eating the mushroom's family every time he wanted a power up, you're now playing as that mushroom with the goal to kill Peach because along with Bowser, she's the reason why Mario has been eating the mushrooms.
Caleb Howard
The woman who is being thrown into the Colony in the opening cutscene breaks her bonds with ease and kills entire Old Camp
Ethan Martinez
>final fantasy 7
>sephiroth kills both cloud and aerith
>you now play as sephiroth
>also sephiroth is now a tranny
Elijah Howard
kino
Carson Sanders
Ocarina of Time
>Link sets out on quest to gather the stones to get to the Triforce before Ganondorf does as per Princess request
>Princess Zelda (ftm trans, deadname "Zal'Do) betrays Link and tells Ganondorf of the plan
>Turns out her father is ruling Hyrule through fear and violence. Is also leader of a violent cult of religious revisionists, spreading LIES that the goddesses were actually plain gods.
>Nabooru, Ganondorf's assassin, kills Link in his sleep after he pulls the Master Sword out
>Nabooru then kills Ganondorf and takes the Triforce for herself because he pays her with rape
>Religious cult and King killed
>Seven years later, Zelda, as Sheik, hunts down the last of the cultists
>Gorons eradicated because they are all men
>Mido beaten, stripped, and shackled in the middle of Kokiri forest for trying to use his power to force Saria into marriage
>Link's bones just chill at the Master Sword pedastal
Juan Reyes
>LISA the Wokeful
>Queen Roger is the main villiain
>has a golf club instead of a bat
>plot goes from a gruff man getting punished to him getting hunted down by a trans woman
>Queen Roger kills brad
>Queen Roger kills buddy
>play as Queen Roger
>go on rampaging ape spree
>game ends with the entire human population dead due to lack of reproduction
>or MAAM
Connor Ortiz
Ganondorf returns for revenge because you killed his evil spirit alter ego. Link is brutally murdered with a boko club 5 minutes into the game. You then play the rest of the game as Ganondorf, always wary of Zelda, who's gone mad with power using the triforce and turned into an insane, ultra-powered revenge goddess.
Luis Gutierrez
Micah kills Arthur though and gets away doesn't he? I dropped the game after the switch over to John
Carter Bailey
>Baldur's Gate 2
>Long scene of Imoen and Jaheria kissing and scissoring
>Jon Irenicus explains in a cutscene that he is an evil mage that wants to cure the world of homosexuality
>Flashback scene of Imoen and Jaheria kissing and scissoring as adolescents
>Jon Irenicus Captures Imoen, Jaheria and their friends
>Flashback scene of Imoen and Jaheria kissing and scissoring for the very first time
>Jaheria dies during Jon's shock therapy to cure lesbianism and Imoen swears revenge after escaping
>PLOT TWIST! Jon Irenicus is actually a faggot out for revenge because his boyfriend Sarevok was killed in BG1
>Enter Jon Irenicus and kill whole party except for Minsc and Boo
>Jon and Minsc fall in love (Stockholm syndrome)
>Romantic scene of Jon and Minsc having gay sex
>Credits roll
>Boo is the Best man (hamster) at their wedding
>Another romantic scene of Jon and Minsc having gay sex
>Another romantic scene of Jon and Minsc having gay sex in the mountains
>Another romantic scene of Jon and Minsc having gay sex on the beach
>Another romantic scene of Jon and Minsc having gay sex in the castle they bought
>THE END
Gabriel Cruz
not my favourite game but
>play as shepard, trying to stop the reapers
>halfway through the game you meet a sentient human sized reaper husk who is really pissed that you killed Sovereign, because that was his dad
>Switch perspective, suddenly Shepard starts saying racist slurs and "hail cerberus"
>Rest of the game you try to take down cerberus
>Kill Shepard ending racism, and form an alliance between the reapers and the rest of the galaxy
Luke Lee
Aaron Hughes
>Paper Mario: TTYD
>Mario is forced to watch as Peach gets raped to death by X-Nauts
>he decides to go on a revenge mission
>partners are a jewish goomba, chinese koopa, and a black yoshi
>bowser's not even in the game
>final boss is Grodus and a bunch of X-nauts who reveal that they're hispanic and they retaliated against Peach for the unfair and racist treatment they received from her rule in the mushroom kingdom
>protag switch to Grodus, final boss is Mario
Joshua Moore
>bowser kidnaps princess peach
>he attempts to rape her in his castle but she bites him and hides as lava chains spin around and burn everything
>mario beats bowser's head in with a treasure brick until his brains splatter on the floor
>the koopalings stalk and butcher luigi in revenge