Assassin's Creed Valhalla

Epic Games Exclusive

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nO. NO. NONONONONO. NOOOOOOOO.

FUCK. It will never be cracked! It has denuvo, AC: Odyssey DLCs were just cracked a few days ago after months of waiting. I can't wait YEARS to play this shit! NO WAY.

And the worst part I can't even beg for it! because Epic store doesn't have gifting so no awesmoe user could gift me the game even if they wanted to!

FUCK THIS SHIT.

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NOOOOO I WANT IT ON MY HECKIN STEAMARINOOO!

don't care, not even worth a pirate

That clearly says it's also on uPlay, which you'd have to use anyway even if it were available on Steam.
And if you don't wanna buy directly from Ubi just buy from Humble. They'll just give you a uPlay key.
Besides which it hasn't even been a fucking decade since you fags were crying about games being entirely exclusive to Steam.

>Ubishit garbage
Not to mention it's still a still ridden with uplay garbage. Ubisoft needs to go bankrupt already. They're worse than EA.

Imagine being as fat and pathetic as this user

WHAT??? YOU MEAN I WON'T BE ABLE TO GIVE MY MONEY TO GABE NEWELL??? YOU MEAN I WILL ONLY NEED TO LAUNCH UPLAY TO PLAY THE GAME AND NOT BOTH STEAM AND UPLAY???
THIS IS IT, I'M BOYCOTTING UBISOFT
GAMERS RISE UP

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>not using uPlay anyway
fucking retards

it literally said uplay in the picture you fucking moron