Assasssin’s Creed Valhalla

LOL enjoy playing a Female Viking Warrior guys , even if they didn’t exist

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b... BUT THE SHOW VIKINGS HAS SHIELD MAIDENS

Whoa whoa whoa dudes,
back it up, and this is important:

Is she going to be hot?

does she get fucked by a black vikang?

This is the only thing that matters.

It's a fucking game, why would I care about historical accuracy?

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I legitimately hope that you trip and fall, shattering your glass of mountain dew and embedding shards of that glass in your jugular

test

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Dorostolon
I hate ass-creed as much as anyone on Yas Forums and know they make up stupid bullshit all the time for their agenda but at least this one has SOME credibility.
Haven't played an ass-creed game since 2, they're all trash, why are you upset that they're trash?

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thx I will

Because the inaccuracies are placed for the sole purpose of political and social subversion and brainwashing the masses into believing a false doctrine of history as opposed to what was really recorded.

Most probably

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>Female Viking Warrior guys
Isn't the correct nerd term shieldmaiden?

>viking women 2D
yes please my dick wants more

It's linked every thread, and tards just disregard it.

well it is less painles death then lack of hrt for some

>even if they didn’t exist
how did they reproduce?

>even if they didn’t exist
what were Shieldmaidens then?

argh I'm so mad about women!

>current year
>still even remotely giving a shit what ubitrash shits out

Sure as long as she's hot and not another tranny

Are shields confirmed?

how do you know what was recorded is accurate?

Doesnt this game also have magical powers?

MUTTS LAW

Kass was hot, nothing to worry about

barbarianforever.com/shield-maidens-are-impossible/

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Technically you dont but it has more credibility then things people blatantly make up. If someone told me that George Washington was asian I wouldn't believe them but if say, a time machine was invented and we went back in time and it turned out, surprise, he is asian and it also turns out that the original guy who claimed George Washington was asian made it up at the time, that wouldn't make it any less dishonest that he made up the fact thinking that it wasn't true but claiming it to be anyway. At least the female viking shit has SOME precedent but even so it does not justify a bunch of literal faggots trying to add trannies and blacks and women in places where they weren't in various times throughout history.

Your rote recital of all the gamer gate gripes sounds a bit like you were brainwashed annon

And look at that.Shield maidens got debunked. I genuinely thought the Vikings were that hardcore they sent women to die so they could soften enemy lines.

Yeah because Asscreed is the seal of approval for realism right?fuck off

I'm sure the handful of unknown, unnamed women who actually went into combat with the Vikings over 800 years did so in leather dominatrix gear designed by fat purple-haired landwhales.

Please ignore the magical aliens in every Assassin's Creed game and focus on a female Viking because thats the thing thats going to break your immersion.

>Being immersed in Ass Creed.

Please.

>put women in combatant viking roles
>put smokes in combatant viking roles
>people lose their shit
I finally get it, the reason is to focus the attention on the above instead the actual question, which should be why the fuck does this franchise still exist in the first place

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A figment of imagination based on the mythological Valkyries.

>Implying I didn't play Kassandra
>Implying I didn't fuck anyone I could
>Implying I'm not going to play a female viking mommy even if there was a male protag option

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I thought cultural appropriation wasn't real?

based can't wait to play as a mommy viking tbhdesu

Nah just kidding AC games are trash and anyone who buys them is retarded.

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I'll take hot warrior females any day over filling the game with darkies