Switch regret thread

>No FFVII:R
>No KH3
>No Sekiro or even Dark souls 3
>No Ace Combat 7
>No Resident Evil 7, 2R, or 3R
>No Persona 5R
>No Nier ass tomato
Yet it's the same price, actually even more expensive with a pro controller, than a PS4.
Defend this shit.

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>buying a nintendo console for sony exclusives
Literally killyourself

and you shoud defend your morbidly obese, yet tiny body while you're at it.

They wouldn't be exclusives if nintendo didnt try passing an android tablet as a fucking console

Your hand is fat as fuck, lose weight, Snoy.

and it'll only get worse as the switch fails to secure any ports from PS5/XBX for the next 3 years or however long nintendo plans to keep the switch going

That fucking hand lmao

>No FFVII:R
>No KH3
>No Ace Combat 7
>No Persona 5R
>No Nier ass tomato
This is a switch regret thread, not your mother birthing you regret thread.
Shit taste.

>imagine not being able to save up the measly 500usd or watever it will cost for a new console

i want trials of mana but seems overly sexualised which put me off

why? because you'd need to put down the console every minute to jerk off?
it's not so bad actually.

You're acting like the switch is supposed to be a replacement/alternative to the ps4/xbone

It's not

Nintendo consoles have always been for the Nintendo exclusives, and in the switch's case, portability

>Fat fuck
>Plays Nintendo games aimed at kids
LMAO

indie games. the switch is the true home for games like slay the spire, darkest dungeon, etc.

no it's just not needed in that type of game

the fat dude is back, welcome back fat hand
>nice mad max reference

>PS4 regret post
>No Pokemon
>No Mario
>No Zelda
>No Splatoon
>No Xenoblade
>No Luigis Mansion
>No Fire Emblem..
Am I doing this right?

to be honest, I see it as a plus.
even if it's not needed it's there.
maybe accept it. at least it isn't shoving ugly girls down your throat, right? sex sells after all.

There's other games? I know Yas Forums likes to be stupid, just jesus fucking christ, at what cost?

>defend it
the price is u defendable. it's more than 10 year old hardware.
as for the games, you'd have to be the biggest retard in the world to get a switch for third party games.
if you aren't doing switch+Xbox/PS/PC then you might as well put up your 'gamer' card.

>pg game

>Buying a Nintendo console for anything but Nintendo games

test

Do you live in a mental institution?

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most of those are multiplats
they just arent on switch, because it cant run them

>Switch has no games
>Just buy another console, haha. Are you poor or what?
The current state of wahooers

What are the chances they port chrono trigger over
>inb4 portbegging
I would rather play in handheld than on steam

>buying a Nintendo console for multiplats
wew lad
Better get a Bone, ChadStation or PC if you wanna play something that isn't Mario

>select gender

>select

>gender

>2020

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

EUGH, THAT FUCKING HAND.

Dunno about you buy my 128gb sd card in the switch is filled to the brim and I will have to get a bigger one

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>people still fall for the fat hand switch bait image after all this time
holy shit lmao

Mine's just a Smash machine like the Wii U ended up being too.

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Doesn't sound like a jet engine taking off

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I always see people mention the hand but what is the context of the kid with the KFC pulling some cunner.

I'm not one to really care about this console-circlejerking stuff, though I do appreciate that copy of Gundam Breaker 3 you have. It's a shame it never got localized, and instead in America we got New Gundam Breaker, which is shit.
Also, just great library in general, with Onechanbara, and EDF being the based Simple Series games, and DMCV right there in the middle, giving it the attention it deserves.

Nobody actually cares about those games. Some are bound to show up in some form anyways.