"Bro, get off the mic bro, you sound like a fag."

Just say that you're a deeply closeted gay man.

If another person nowadays in a game uses the word "fag" I'm instantly sending them a friend request.

>I ain't gay man shieet why you doin' me like that man?!? shieet man ain't gay fucks wrong with you?

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>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Bro you sound fat

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"bend over"

Sounds like something someone from California would say.

Talk as much as humanly possible.

Proceed to stalk his profile, getting every bit of information I can on the guy. His friends list especially. Use social engineering to see if any of them know him irl. Get information like a phone number or address. If I can get his phone number, call him and threaten him on an hourly basis. If I can get his address, buy a plane ticket and fly there myself and rape him in his ass. Now we're both fags.

Stop posting, you sound like a fag.

brace your bunghole!

Report for toxic behavior.

Tell him to stop whining like a little bitch he is.

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yo, two things i love, is justin bieber, and yo ass nigga, wassup witchu

>"you sound like a virgin"
Then he'll say he has a gf
>"sounds like she fucks black guys"

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You don't say anything, bro, you get your fag voice off the mic and enhance everyone else's gaming experience.

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"takes one to know one"
"your mom likes it that way"
"do i remind you of your boyfriend?"

Yeh I know i just fucked your dad

>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."

"What are you going to do about it?"
Just like none of you nerdy incels can do anything about me fucking your mother every night.
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You're a true Heal bitch