ITT: Clan stories
>play in prominent female run clan/guild in the first couple expansions of wow
>completely incompetent in raiding to the point where they couldn't clear AQ 20
>daily drama between women
>only the (((hot ones))) held any weight for their leadership as they were trying to make a career out of it
>tried and failed to get a reality show
>blatant nepotism of m'lady ass kissers getting the few officer roles allocated to men
>some of the main leadership of the clan now works at twitch in admin roles or something similar
Women should never be in any leadership positions.
>whore cheats on clan leader and leaks his credit card info
>bro in clan whos been recieving her nudes tracks down her family and sends it to them
Joaquin Pheonix is better than Heath Ledger. Heath Ledger is literally fucking cringe
>be clan member in clan#1
>change name
>make my own clan#2
>talk as if I was 45-50 something years old to sound cooler
>fight against clanmates from clan#1
>wreck everyone on 1v1
>create false rivalry
>talk to myself on another instance so that people don't get suspicious
>create VM and use proxy on that VM to fake latency
I don't remember what happened after that though, was a long time ago.
That's only a minor embarrassment though, as family will likely be sympathetic.
This. I love how his voice cracks/squeaks as he says "I'll tell you what you get!"
>Clan stories thread on Yas Forums
>every story starts off with "so everything was perfect until one day this girl joined ...."
tits or gtfo
cocksleeve detected
How is it not true though? It's like a bunch of apes finding the one banana in the jungle, everyone ends up tossing shit at each other and the banana goes rotten.
its true though the only thing that has ever splintered any of my online friend groups was the introduction of a female
can we get some original clan stories in here?
i've never been in a clan..
>girls only clan
>suddenly, young boy joins
>clan implodes
>be in clan full of whores
>then one day a guy joins and ruins everything
>2002
>eq guild
>lots of rp fags but seems like no raid drama
>lots of crafters, people helping each other out
>rather comfy, but it's clear that eq is a lifestyle for a lot of these people
>30+ people, some entire families playing
>get invited to go to the guild meetup that's about 3 hours away from where i live
>whythefucknot.jpg
>generally nice, regular people
>some are pretty awkward
>one guy was supposedly some super popular erp hound, weirdly popular for some reason
>looks like a fat snape
>one family shows up, it's a super bearded dude, his chunky wife, rather average 14-year-old daughter
>all go out to eat, hang out, go about the city
>about 20 of us
>guild leader got hotel arrangements for the whole guild
>some bed sharing, no big deal
>snape winds up sharing the room with the 16 year old, her parents are in the same room as us
>go to sleep, don't give a shit
>head home, generally uneventful thing but it was kinda nice being social for a little while
>3 months later
>guild drama happens overnight
>people are GOING OFF
>log in late, after this drama has been going on for 6 hours unbeknownst to me
>snape has been erping with said daughter and grooming her since she was 14
>ended up molesting and eventually taking advantage of her
>that family of players finds out, everything goes ballistic
>i watch the entire guild crumble, shit turns legal
>guild is all but dead within the span of a week
I said fuck it and just started playing Ragnarok Online instead.
>i can't into ages
Fug. The whole time, I thought she was 16 during the thing, I didn't learn she was 14 until near the end. So in my mind, she was always 16.
And this dude was grooming her for about two years before the meetup, she started playing when she was 12.
Fuck pedos, man.
Just like in my doujins
What a chad
>Letting your fucking daughter share a bed with fucking any male.
I'll never understand the level of stupidity. I know this dude is a giant pedo but fuck how can any decent parent let this happen?
You may be in... my clan.
*smacks you*
>gets pussy online
>gets cunny IRL
Must be Based Department Manager
>Destiny 1 carry wotm
>one pair
>after few failed vosix (yeah, their gear was shit) we hear "now" from her?
>dude says let's have a break
>they come back in like 5 minutes and dude is heavy breathing
>dude can't focus anymore lol
I miss my d1 clan but paying for ps+ is fucking gay
Glasses too big for that anime girl's face. If she lived during WWII she would be shunned by the community for wearing garments that utilize more raw material than necessary.
She can't be shunned.
Those are special glasses for lolis wanting to hide their identity.
You wish to hear clan stories? Sagas of autism and the lengths nerds go to in their battles with others of their kind?
You would know of the Elite roleplaying clans of Halo 2 and on? How our supreme commander would make us run laps around Coagulation for an hour if we lost a clan match and scream NO TALKING if anyone said anything over mic? Or the blood and tears shed over gaining a new armor color and RANK?
yeah actually that all sounds interesting
>Play FFXIV with just one IRL friend
>Shit's cool we love the franchise
>His bro and another IRL friend joins and we create a smol guild, just us 4 and we do LAN parties and shit.
>We wait so we all do the dungeons blind together.
>Eventually add other IRL friends
>Now most didn't even play any FF game
>They start to add even more people who I don't know IR
>Shit's super hardcore now, playing and doing content as a 2nd job with literally whos
>They now use damage calculators and take shit way too seriously
>End up changing servers with my original 4 friends
>Some fuck found out and one after the other start following us
>They join our "guild" because one of my friends does not have the heart to tell them to fuck off
>They don't even care and just rush the story, all magic is gone
Fuck off, I just wanna chill... with my friends...
>play a bit of an obscure game
>eventually start playing with a group of older guys
>we play together most evenings together since most of them are retired and I didn't have a job
>quickly become friends with the clan leader
>super friendly German guy in his '30s
>one day he tells us his wife is pregnant
>skip forward to after she gives birth
>he never plays anymore since he has to work and care for his family
>without him there the clan all kind of stopped playing consistently
Like I feel happy for him, I'm glad he's having a good life but man do I miss playing with him and the rest of them.
I dont get your story can you be more clear?
Running laps in a video game as punishment... that's fun.
I think he said he was partied with a rl couple who took a fuck break
I think
Very well.
Bungie could never have known the autism they would unleash when making elites playable in Halo 2 release. There have been hundreds of clans revolving around their own headcanoned and butchered together backstory and ranking systems of the Sangheili, and they constantly try to one up each other. Let me give you an example, there are these things called "raids".
The clan leader will sit there, all day, crouching on his throne on some shitty forge map with whatever of his bitches are around. They don't play matchmaking, they don't try to get better at the game, they just sit and wait. And then a team of "raiders" from another clan will join in and begin screeching into their mics trying to kill the clan leader out of nowhere, and this will go on until one side rage quits from being spawn trapped. There will then be a ton of shit talking and RP speeches on the elite community discord about their GREAT VICTORY over fake arbiter number thirty two. This has been going on for over a decade.