Asuka AND Homura!

I hate those stupid chipmunk teeth. Fuck this goddamn embarrassment of a franchise. Glad it's six feet under.

16 year old girls.

What makes you think I know?

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Just a hypothetical.

I bet its nice to have Asuka as your girlfriend. She'd always try to cheer you up, bake you cookies when you're feeling low, and give the best night cuddles you've ever had.

Something's getting announced apparently

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>Loses their franchise to Yumi who proceeds to completely tank it
I feel sorry for them, it's just like what Kasumi and Ayane are going through, the faces of Dead or Alive now are a legal loli and their big boobed retarded cousin who learned how to fight better than them by watching kung fu movies growing up. Then again Senran Kagura was fucked from the start, the authors couldn't settle if they wanted light and gag ecchi or dramatic action series with some ecchi and it fractured the base

That sounds really gay. What straight man would care about any of that?

Fun fact: Asuka is in Super Smash Bros. She's just disguised as your favorite character.

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I thought because they are shinobi they are destined to walk the path of celebasy and can't chase after dudes because rival shinobi will kill them or hold them hostage for their secrets

That sounds nice but I would much rather have Yomi crush my head with her thighs

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Nah, it's just a sort of rule with waifu series. Have them stay single because if they have a canon bf the otaku will flip.

at last...

Yeah, but I thought there was an in series explanation for it, I don't think they've even been shown to be attracted to any males

It's not as severe as the Neputina franchise where everybody either is a lesbian or the concept of a male disgusts them, cept for Vert the American stereotype she is used to be billed as a fujoshi, nowadays she's just the tall one with the yuri incest kink, also the biggest jobber since Iris, Yellow and Orange only have 1 game appearance each

HYPE

Even in a Senran thread, I can laugh at Naughty Dog.

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Asuka kinda sorta liked this kid in school who played baseball. She turned him down because "muh ninja training".

And, y'know, all of Reflexions. If that counts.

Meta Knight unmasked.

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I ship them so hard

>I don't think they've even been shown to be attracted to any males
homura's life was literally ruined because the man she loved betrayed her

It was just listed as upcoming in the newest Famitsu.

Their tits are too small

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*fictional

And now she's a lesbian, god fuck that dude

>implying the rest of the world gives a shit about sexless, repressed American standards

Reminder that they are not gay. Faggots and yurishits have ruined friendship.

Fuck of cuckifornia. Not everyone follows your rules.

Just admit you like underaged children.

16 is the AoC.

Whats it like to have an Ikaruga GF?

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