Original:

Original:
>AVALANCHE blows up a reactor, killings tons of people, showing Barret's dark side and how the group isn't fucking around
New:
>"Don't worry guys, it was SHINRA who blew up the reactor, wouldn't want to have our heroes be complex and deep characters!"

Old:
>Shinra drops an entire plate on the population, comitting actual genocide
New:
>"Don't worry, guys, the entire plate was EVACUATED, nobody died or even lost their belongings!"

Old:
>The group wakes up in Shinra prison, guards are dead, there's blood everywhere, it's actually scary
New:
>Sepiroth pops up out of nowhere and kills the president, no blood, no horror, no buildup, wouldn't want our game to be scary!


This shit is worse than Star Wars changes
They just undercut every major plot point, removed every character flaw, killed all the drama

WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING???

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>pic related

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> square dabbing on fanboy crybabies
Sounds pretty based to me! Cry more, bitch

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's implied that the bombs could not have been that powerful in the original.

Game is rated t. Blood would've elevated it to m rating.

You seem to be too fucking dumb to understand narrative if you think they changed major plot points. They changed the build up to them but mostly they stayed the same, you dumb faggot.

I clapped.

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>Original game
>everybody dies
>Remake
>everybody lives
Yep, no major changes here.

shut the fuck up you're pozzed
gaming is dead

New:
>Sephiroth falls in love with Cloud.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina (Jenova) with the Ex-SOLDIER's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when Sephiroth recounts the previous day's confessions to Cloud, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Cloud he called is not the same Cloud he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Cloud's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Sephiroth's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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with how many years this pasta has been around, somebody in Hollywood probably has already stolen the idea.

Cope I buy three copies more

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>Complains about TLOU2 violence, then whines about FFVIIR, you are all fucking mentally ill faggots

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>its another thread about how the remake isnt 1:1 thread by people who still dont realize SE bait and switched MGS2 style and the REMAKE in the title refers to the new plot

embarassing

>"Don't worry, guys, the entire plate was EVACUATED, nobody died or even lost their belongings!"
Smartass motherfuckers going "of course it wouldn't fall as one big object" as if that justifies it amaze me.

>There is nothing between "a death occured off screen" and snuff films.
Based.

The damage from the plate was kind of lame. when you go to the aftermath and find Wedge, theres still plenty of tin fucking shacks standing fine. Shouldn't everything be buried under 30 feet of concrete and rubble?

They made this into an anime game.
I like the ending of FF where humanity was completely wiped out, and the only surviving race was Nanaki's. Seeing all of those people fight for their own personal reasons, only to find out that their actions ultimately meant nothing. The people who wanted to save the planet. The people who wanted to harm the planet. The people who wanted to be gods. The planet said fuck you to all of them.

My best inclusion are the gay ass ghosts who are basically in universe fanboys going "NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LITERALLY REMAKE MY CHILDHOOD FAVORITE REEEE"

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There's an anime movie with the same plot.
>Shouldn't everything be buried under 30 feet of concrete and rubble?
No, the entire area would be a massive, furious dustbowl and the debris, resultant tremors, etc would have fucked up most of the rest of the slums.

The game left room to interpret for a reason. The game is all about owning up to mistakes and taking a chance on the future.

fucking kill yourself you tranny

being mad on the internet won't change anything

So Sephiroth from Advent Children is totally time traveling isn’t he?

>Blood would've elevated it to m rating
is it an automatic M rating in the US if there's even only a little blood?

It's not even his real body, he just disappears into the whispers after getting defeated.

Neither does liking something just because everyone else does.

Except that's not what happened. Not only was it 500 years later meaning in Cloud's time they probably did save the world, but it ends with children laughing meaning humanity lived. All we know is that Midgar is no more because it showed the ruins of it.

Except whenever being mad on the internet changed things.

No.
In fact the US is more tolerant of blood than Japan. The problem is CERO and other ratings boards, not the ESRB.

Feel free to keep wasting your life crying about trannies in the hopes that FF becomes less popular then

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the framing for sephiroth alone is just magnitudes worse, and for their excuse to literally be "well people already know who he is" is double stupid. i know who fucking jason is but that doesn't mean a friday the 13th remake should have him walking around in full view and striking up entire conversations with the victims

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>it's another shill acting like people are saying it needs to be 1:1
No one would complain if what the remake changed was actually changed for the better, but instead the plot it changed in the worst possible ways with the most retarded ideas imaginable.

>random deflection into unrelated shit
>Sonic memes
You could just say "I have autism" and leave it at that. All I said was complaints on the internet have lead to change plenty of times.

>No one
There would be complaints, just less of them.

of course there would be, there will always be people that will be upset. but the way to handle not being able to please everyone is not trying to please absolutely no-one

They'd be significantly less scathing as well.

>removed every character flaw
Yeah well Tifa is scared of ghosts!

In response to me laughing at someone who is seething about FF being popular. If he/you want to keep being vocally mad about that instead of playing games you enjoy then go ahead.

wait a moment are you telling me that you never get caught up and lit in jail. and you don't follow the blood trail and see president shinra dead???

no, Jessie just doesn't know what she's doing

Couldn't it just be Jenova's body larping like the original? The clone leaves carrying her body.

On the other hand, if they weren't pussies and went all-in with changes that weren't just "dude meta, maybe things will change later, and here let's make you feel nice :^)" there's a chance that more people wouldn't understand why Nomura and Toriyama and Nojima are hacks later on. Most of the defense also wouldn't be obvious "I want preferential treatment from Square" and (You)bait as well.

Maybe it was for the best. If they actually tried, more people wouldn't understand why they fucked up.

FUCK THIS PULLUP CHALLENGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pretty much,
how can shillfags defend the changes?

obsessed

i think thats the biggest thing to me now and the greatest fear i have for the rest of the parts, that they did all this grandiose shit but didn't even commit to it fully. like if the rest of the parts play out like normal despite all that retard time ghost shenanigans and the whole thing was just for show then that would be magnitudes more retarded. at the same time, they should have just immediately headed the game off going full-retard instead of edging around it until the very last second. i say if they're going to make radical changes like this then they should change literally everything all at once.

Except Barret owns up to all of it and makes a big speech about how the sacrifices are necessary, and Jessie literally goes to her grave wondering whether her bomb was too powerful and if it's her fault more innocent people died.

The demo made me afraid that they were gonna paint Avalanche as dindu nuffin but in the actual game Avalanche themselves take responsibility and spend time trying to justify the deaths they caused.

Basically, yeah. I'd be more accepting of that but I think more people would defend it regardless of quality, so it's better that they were cowards.

Blood literally all over the floor in shinra hq when you're tailing Sephiroth.

well, idk man, they were GOING to blow up the reactor anyway, they just didn't think it was going to be that powerful

who REALLY KNOWS how dangerous it would have been with mako and shit blowing up. wouldn't it ALSO be fucking poisonous to the people around?

i mean, at least the remake shows in the beginning "holy shit, look at what this all caused, but we can't turn back now!"

i know the reveal is kinda stupid and annoying, but its more like shinra HELPED them, boosting avalanche's ego and also giving shinra more good PR for them, labeling them terrorists "oh, look at what devastation it caused, damn terrorists".

its only because we get more into this shit that wasn't even in the OG game. though, there is kinda annoying shit like "why isn't everyone else pissed off in the slums more earlier?", it isn't until the fucking plate falls that they do have that backlash and really, rightfully so, they should have had more sector 7 survivors hating them because "look at what your shit did" not just the whole barret owning up to it, "yeah i did it" but REALLY hurting the group because LOOK AT WHAT THIS COSTED YOU.

it should have been more like "well, everything else happened, maybe we should leave midgar for a while, let things cool down".

because them being avalanche doesn't really do much post midgar in the OG game, its just barret being mad at shinra and everyone else is tagging along. cloud has his stake in this because "shit, steepen is back and going to do more bad shit", aerith wants to know more about her fucking race, tifa i guess wanted to just protect cloud from the eventual truth he'd find out about and.....red 13 was kinda there, his plot is finished in cosmo canyon, turning into "ill help save the planet too!". kinda sucks for him, no more character development.

and stuffed animal man wants to make up for midgar shit....meh.

How events happen is important to the meaning of the events themselves.