That's it. I'm about to fall for the patrician gamerfuel method of brewing coffee. It's time to bin the old Mr. Coffee...

This. My chemex shattered this year and it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Got a Hario that is better in every way and cost less. Save the money on some shitty hand-blown chemex or whatever and start saving for an espresso machine and good grinder.

this shit is almost audiophile tier. Get a high quality drip coffee maker, don't use tap water and use freshly ground beans. That's literally all you need.

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>hot coffee getting cold is grodd
>better turn the entire batch in to it on purpose
Hipsters pls go

>high quality drip coffee
Lol. A good pour-over is dirt cheap and blows any drip setup away with the smallest amount of effort. Suggesting a single drip machine is all you need is embarrassing regardless but I won't judge you further on your living conditions.

Do it right and it tastes better.

A moccamaster or breville drip machine will serve you for years and always make a consistently good cup of coffee. Pour over is a fucking hipster meme.

Yes please tell me more about your titanium cables Mr audioph.. I mean caffeiphile

What unholy kikery am I looking at

Pour over is a way better value compared to those though.

use a fucking french press instead of some ponzi scheme manual drip flower vase

You don't need to buy that, you can literally just take a coffee filter place it over you're mug, fix it in place with a rubber band, place the grounds in and then drip hot water through it.

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I dont understand why would I pay for that

nigga it would take you 30 minutes to make enough coffee for 3-4 people. A drip machine its two button presses, also the quality is consistent. You fucking up a measurement or wait too long with a pour over woops better make a new cup. Its fucking audiophile tier in its autism, you can't taste a difference between a good drip machine and pour over or whatever meme coffee technique thats come out in the last 10 years.

Lmao hey everyone laugh at the poor kid

Granted I've never had to make coffee for 3-4 people but I trust myself not to fuck up the process.

Why yes, I drink Instant coffee how could you tell?

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The best thing to do is to get a pour-over mesh filter. You never have to buy filters, you can pour it over any mug, and cleaning it is really easy. I used to be a Mr Coffee pleb then I got a pour over brewer as a gift and it’s all I use. It’ll probably last me like ten years

right? what is this abomination

Good goy

Based instantchad

>spending 5 minutes brewing some pretentious shit with overpriced paraphernalia because you've deluded yourself into believing it tastes better
Versus
>Put some powder in a cup with hot water

also with a thermal carafe you can enjoy your drip coffee for hours because your shit doesn't get cold the moment its brewed.

Why don't they have coffee bags? Tea bags exist.

This should be first post here

>Just drank a cup of day old coffee that i heated up in the microwave
>Enjoyed it

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tea > mud watter

>brewing coffee
>patrician

Its the most basic bitch, peasant thing imaginable but enjoy your coffee bro.

>drink coffee
>stomach starts hurting
>get the shits 1h later

should i see a doctor or something? how can people drink this shit?

Some people just lost the genetic lottery. Sorry buddy.

For me, it’s Moka

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Just make it less strong or delude it with milk, ever thought of that?

Why filter it? I just put a cup of beans in hot water and drink it. Is filtering it good?

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weak ass genepool probably means he is lactose intolerant as well

Have you even seen coffee? I'm convinced you've never actually seen coffee

>hey maybe if I buy all this pointless trash to make my black tar sludge maybe I'll be more sophisticated

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this

moka and french press cheaply cover all of my home coffee needs, from cuban to cold brew

>hehe I bet your family wastes money on showers too, goy