What games have the most unbelievable stories?

What games have the most unbelievable stories?

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jesus died willingly

isn't that entrapment then?

Why was he so upset by it? Why did he think his deadbeat dad abandoned him while he was dying?

he was killed by a spear though

no, technically the jewish pharisees didnt murder him

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The cross didn't kill him though, god was the one who put him out of his misery.

Both since carpentry services is a business transaction. The customer gets a high quality chair made by the Lord Himself and the Lord gets silver.

Was it ironic that Jesus was a carpenter?

that's what I mean, I think anyways. Like if he died willingly, but cursed everyone with original sin because of it, isn't that kind effed up?

It was foreshadowing.

He wasn't. Saint Longinus used the spear to prove he was dead.
>why did He think He abandoned Himself while dying?

>God and Jesus are the same entity
>God sacrificed himself to himself to show he was cool with humans being flawed and awful

the entire KH franchise.

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u wot

Original Sin is Adam and Eve eating the apple you muppet

It's like a divine entity that doesn't even exist on the same plane of existence as us doesn't behave the way humans do.

the bible is the dumbest story ever told. none of it makes any goddamned sense whatsoever. the fact that there are so many people who actually believe it is very sad.

EYE divine cybermancy

i still dont really understand what happened

isn't that technically suicide?

am I thinking of the garden of eden? wasn't humanity punished for killing jesus?
sorry mate

Have you read it?

It was kino.

It's like the concept of God and Jesus being the same thing existing concurrently was added afterward when people accused Christians of worshipping three gods at once

yep.

There we go

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which version?

>2000 years later and brainlets still don't understand the idea of the Trinity

>t.biblespeedreader

it's just a metaphor, bro

>2000 years later and no one still has a reasonable excuse for why Old Testament god only loves Jews and New Testament god doesn't give a shit about them

If God exist, is an celestial being who live outside our reality, space and time don't affect him, so i don't think human logic apply to God , also i think you will love your kids even if they are flaws and weaknesses , because they can change.

My Arian brother
Council of Nice worst day of my life

meh it's more like sacrifice since he did it out of love for us.

it's called a character arc pleb
imagine not recognizing kino when you see it

Man, fuck that RETARDED idea that Saw tried to push. Jesus christ.

t. Arius

>god only loves Jews
that must be why he has them exterminated by invaders every couple decades
turns out no one likes Jews, not even the God of them

>2020 years of sand people stories
>He still believes in a jewish deiform entity

Jesus is my man

What a dark timeline we live in where Desert Folklore beat out Fertility Rites...