Work at Naughty Dog to release "The Last of Us" under the strict guidelines of Bruce Straley

>work at Naughty Dog to release "The Last of Us" under the strict guidelines of Bruce Straley
>Bruce leaves the company
>finally able to exercise true creative freedom
>realise that I made a game with two straight white protagonists
>feel sick to my stomach, vomit all over the naughty dog office carpet
>immediately make and release DLC revealing Ellie is heroically gay
>sleep that night feeling as though I have restored balance to the universe
>wake up in a cold sweat, remember that Joel is a straight, white, cis gendered male
>feel fucking nauseous, vomit all over myself and my bedroom
>will have to make an entirely new game to set things right
>replace Bruce with a feminist woman I found on craigslist to make sure the game is diverse enough
>have to write a game where I change Joel to anything other than a straight white male
>pitch the idea that Joel was black the entire time, and was just doing whiteface
>get denied
>accept that I can't change Joel’s character in a way that makes him justifiable as a protagonist
>decide to just make him a wife beater and kill him off
>instantly spring a rock-hard erection while thinking about it
>mo-cap the scene where Joel’s evil straight white male head is impaled by a golf club
>so diverse I’m nursing a hard-on the entire time
>have to call cut and take breaks to clean myself up because I keep cumming in my pants
>devote rest of the game to a trans woman killing as many white Christian men as the ps4's tech can handle
>jerk off furiously at my desk every day
>staff who object are fired and replaced with staff more diverse
>go outside and climb up the fire escape onto the roof
>take out my satellite phone
>call Glorious Overlords to report my progress
>Hear the harmonious voices of the descendants of Abraham
>"youu havvee donne weel, neeeeill"
>enter a state of uncontrollable religious ecstasy
>jump gracefully off the roof and into the streets
>find some 10 year old boy riding his bike
>chop his dick off

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There's enough threads about this shit.

That's a better story than TLoU2, I swear some company should hire Yas Forums shitposters as writers

Wrong. Not enough.

agreed

>That's a better story than TLoU2, I swear some company should hire Yas Forums shitposters as writers
This is all that could be on v and it still wouldnt be enough

You can really tell that there's a point where he wants strong independant female characters beating people up, but he ran out of non-female characters to kill, so eventually all that's left is butch lesbians slamming pregnant lesbians into the ground.
That one asian with the bow is like Druckmann's conscience, in a way. Telling his id to not kill the pregnant girl, only seconds after firing an arrow into her lung himself.

Let's make it short:
>Neil is a Jew
>Jews are cut
>circumcision affects the brain
Hence, The Last of Us Part II

The Last of Foreskins

We need more threads to talk shit about this hack.