ITT we share our most pathetic gaming moments

Sounds pretty hot user

>20200429
Jesus Christ this place man. Jesus fucking christ.

>not Kass

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I'm white fag
why

How heavy the dumbell?

25 pounds
I don't work out it's just the heaviest one in the house

oh shit nigger, what are you doing

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I keep thinking I should buy a damn fleshlight. On one hand I'm not much of a coomer and the occasional nut doesn't sound worth the effort of cleaning the damn thing. On the other hand, the occasional hours-long fuck session and/or shooting multiple loads into it in one evening and THEN cleaning it sounds really satisfying. Almost never care to cum multiple times from my hand, but from what I've heard those are good enough that I actually may.

Makes a fella think.

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On Roblox when I turned 11, I asked Builderman to throw me a birthday party/celebration then got upset when he said no/ I was a pretty weird child

that's a cute toad tho

cringe
noice
based. fuck cs

>Being 11 at any time of roblox being a thing

>I don't work out
We can tell, you own a fleshlight

4 and a half hours and 3 or 4 orgasms later I think I'm gonna call it a night
I'll probably end up fapping regularly in a bit though after I'm done rinsing everything out and stuff
I actually got sweaty and tired because I was standing up and moving the whole time

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are fleshlights worth it? I heard using your hands are much better than fleshlights

>Showing it cleaned and not leaking those 3-4 orgasms
BRUH

Before 2006 I played all the games with cheats. And was a shitter in general. But this was because I did't have a lot of gaming opportunities for a long time because my parents would ground me and co stantly take away all of my consoles.
At one point I played Guitar Hero zealously, imagined myself as a vocalist, bought 2 guitar controller and a drumset which I used maybe twice since it actually requires skill to play. I tried to form a "band" by trying to drag other people into playing coop with me. I even tried to ask some girl I liked at the tome because I needed a female vocalist for some reason. I slowly started dreaming about making an actual band, with actual music and instruments. Then the people I played with told me that I'm a retard for playing it and how stupid the whole band idea is. This is where I lost interest and all of the people I used to invite.
Now I just listen to music and watch live performances. Or fantasize like I'm in some kind of singing minigame like Yakuza series have, looking cool as shit.

>When I was 15 I was so lonely that I bought the Sims just so I could create a virtual version of myself and then create a gf for him.
>15 years later I'm still doing this
Waifuism is a lifestyle choice t b h

I bought it over 4 years ago for $70 and it still sees active duty
way better off an investment than any video game I've ever bought
it's all in the back faggot, when you cum you shove it balls deep because it feels good
fuck that faggot porn shit where they only go halfway just to see the cum itself mega gay and feels terrible

Why not learn an actual instrument?

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>I consistently bailed on my friends and gained nearly 100lbs in high school because I wanted to play WoW on Friday nights instead of party and try to get laid.