Propose retcons for the Mario lore/series. Go.
Propose retcons for the Mario lore/series. Go
Matthew Jenkins
Zachary Wilson
mario is a nigger
Lucas Adams
Haven't they done enough? They already ruined my childhood when they decided Mario wasn't from Brooklyn.
Ryan Robinson
maro sunshine never happened cuz' mario was sleeping in Hotel Mario
Andrew Gonzalez
Mario is dating Pauline instead of chasing after Peach
Jose Ward
Luigi Mansion is the last game in the timeline since Mario permanently killed off Bowser, and King Boo was using Bowser corpse in attempts to have one final showdown with the bros before being permanently gone from the series.
Samuel Wood
>Yoshi's Island DS and New Island never happened
>Shroobs are in Mario Galaxy
>E.Gadd is in every Mario Kart
Evan Reed
The events in the Paper Mario games never really happened. They're not even given the courtesy of actually transpiring in some alternate universe because as shown by Paper Jam, every character that we know and love are simply fictional characters inside of a book. Paper Mario himself interacting with the bros is nothing more than a toon being given life i.e. Doodle Bob.
Caleb Moore
The mario universe needs to be more cohesive with the DK timelines.
Isaiah White
Sticker Star and Color Splash were just fever dreams.
Matthew Young
Colton Rodriguez
Just because its in a picture book, doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Jeremiah Roberts
Mario and peach are Mordecai and Margaret
Luigi and Daisy are Rigby and Eileen
Charles Martin
Fuck you. Better idea: the events of mainline Mario never happened and Paper Mario are the only canon games.
Dominic Russell
Today I will remind them
Ryder Ward
Mario and Vivian are a couple.
Elijah Foster
In the Tennis N64 game Jr is the DK we have now. The DK of 64 Tennis was the dad.
Hunter Ross
mario never fought donkey kong and the two no longer exist within the same universe. donkey kong no longer gets roster slots in mario spinoff titles like mario kart or mario party.
David Flores
Rare fucked up the timeline
Lucas Price
The only thing I'd change is the stick up their ass they have about using other villains than Bowser.
I don't mind if he has to always be a prominent character but I don't get why we can't get more diverse villains along the way like the RPG games used to do.
Dylan Williams
that's always been canon, the original game is a fairy tale.
Jaxon Sullivan
What lore?
Easton King
DK beyond diddy and Wario beyond himself are the only parts of their respective side series that are canonical in mainline mario. none of the other kongs, none of the other kremlings nor anything else to do with their adventures exist. none of diamond city or any of the warioland game's areas exist. both are simply the delusions of either character, explaining why none of the exteneded franchises ever show up in any mainline games or even spinoffs
except for funky who is a renegade timeline hopper desperately trying to fend off the Time Janitor Boo's and merge the timelines into one unified perfect timeline, whose adventures you will see in Mario 64: REMAKE
Jordan Howard
it's not fair bros
Kevin Lopez
not really, you see you have cranky kong, donkey kong, and donkey kong jr. now when the "jr" grows up, does he continue to be called jr? no, he just becomes donkey kong, and the father becomes donkey kong "sr". so really, the donkey kong that mario fought was donkey kong sr, and not donkey kong.
Ryder Parker
How is dk jr non-canonical? He is literally in Mario's second game.
Nolan Allen
fuck off with your fanfic coomershit and get a girlfriend.
Christopher Thomas
He already is. He and Peach are just friends.
Brandon Richardson
Rare says that modern DK is the grandson of Cranky Kong (the og DK). Where does that leave Jr?
Blake Jones
Modern DK's father.
Jeremiah Lee
Peach kisses Mario a hell of a lot for being just friends.
Sebastian Price
Where is he in the games though? Why wasnt he at DK's birthday in tropical freeze?
Jason Lopez
realistically, there is no way to truly tell which games donkey kong sr stars in, and which games donkey kong jr (adult) stars in, wherein the fact is not made glaringly obvious by either stating who's who or having both together. as we can see from mario tennis 64 canon, we as humans cannot tell the facial differences between DK sr and adult DK jr, and since the iconic DK tie is a family heirloom, passed down to DK jr from DK sr at an unknown point of maturity, you cannot tell from looks alone. games where cranky kong is called DK's father could be starring DK sr, with ones where cranky is called his grandfather, starring instead DK jr.
Thomas Gonzalez
TTYD and SPM were just fanfics
Eli Cooper
bowser tries to make a perfume that makes peach fall in love with him, but it goes horribly and instead bowser falls in love with luigi and kidnaps him. the effect wears off and they both realize they have something in common: theire both incompetent. they part ways anyway but their bond has grown stronger
Xavier Foster
>Where is he in the games though? Why wasnt he at DK's birthday in tropical freeze?
user... the DK tie is a family heirloom... DK senior is dead in all timeframes where DK jr. has inherited his tie.
Tyler Powell
Have the Koopalings be Bowser's kids.
Alexander Thomas
Why would you be so rude?
Thomas White
We don't know anything about Jr. He was traded off for Diddy Kong and never used again. All we know for sure is Jr. is Cranky's son, but we've never been explicitly told if Jr. is D.K's father.