Where the FUCK is it?

where the FUCK is it?

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Just make one yourself bro

Nintendo's probably still working on an emulator and waiting for parts to become cheaper.

Surely a custom chipset of those specifications wouldn't be expensive anymore

user, you DO realize literally all of these things use emulators made by the community and n64 emulation is dogshit right?

Probably hasn't shown up because there'd only be like 10 games on it Nintendo could get the licenses for or already have
>Super Mario 64 (duh)
>Ocarina of Time
>Majora's Mask
>Super Smash Bros.
>Waverace 64
>Mario Party (any one)
>Mario Kart 64
>Paper Mario
>Donkey Kong 64
>Diddy Kong Racing
>Star Fox 64
>Pokemon Stadium
>Pokemon Snap (and who the fuck would want that)
>Yoshi's Story
>Harvest Moon
>F-Zero X
Keep in mind Animal Crossing is JP Only
And now for games they could potentially get the licenses for
>any fucking sports games like the WWF titles
>Rayman 2
Other games like DOOM 64, RE2 or MK Trilogy would push the rating to M and all Rareware games are MS.

>and who the fuck would want that
Aye, they should cater solely to your tastes.

Pokemon Snap being included would be the definition of "Filler Game".
I know nostalgiafags hype it up, but it's really not that great and would only be included because the third party support on the N64 was absolutely fucking dire and Nintendo wants to keep to rating to "E - T"

>Rareware games are MS.
>microsoft is a software company they could probably strike a dealt with nintendo and make a decent emulator for the n64 mini
banjo is on smash, it could happen.
not very likely tho

You mean waiting to steal an emulator?

>paying for anything made by nintendo

I'm glad you're a virgin and single.
She would just cuck you anyways.

Doesn't Nintendo already have an emulator? You could buy N64 games on Wii and Wii U.
Also, the issue with adding Rareware games is that Rare made 3 IPs for the console, with 4 games altogether between them. Wouldn't be surprised if MS tried to wrangle as much profit as possible from Nintendo.

that was sony

>only rare game is DK64
JUST

The best one.

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>people actually pay exorbitant rates for repackaged shitty hardware running freely available software
normies were a mistake

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>he thinks that people wouldn't buy that shit out regardless

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Ask again when we can emulate N64 without massive downgrades

I'd rather a Gameboy Classic with wireless system link.

Make two versions, one Pokemon Red edition and Pokemon Blue.

it is neat and looks good, and man i know i can play ps2 on my monster pc but i rather just pay 30 + 5 bucks for a ps2 and freemcboot and hook it to my old crt with component and relive those times.
same way carfags buy old muscle or old jdm, a new camry may be faster than most but it sure aint the same as having one of those old legends

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That's not the same at all user. I'm talking about these mini consoles nintendo and sega and sony shit out. They are not original hardware, they are shitty SoC's running emulators. Don't ever reply to me again without knowing what you're talking about normie shitter.

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Alright, let's assume the N64 Mini will have 20 games. Here's what the games would most likely be keeping in mind Nintendo wouldn't want the console to have an M rating
>Super Mario 64
>Mario Kart 64
>Paper Mario
>Mario Party (probably the original or the highest selling one (which I believe was 2))
>Ocarina of Time
>Majora's Mask
>Donkey Kong 64
>Diddy Kong Racing
>Pokemon Stadium
>Pokemon Snap
>F-Zero X
>Star Fox 64
>Kirby 64
>Super Smash Bros
>Animal Crossing (Japan Exclusive, replace with something gay from the next list)
That's 14 games that would objectively make the cut, 15 in Japan. Here's the games that might also make an appearance
>Castlevania 64
>Quest 64
>a WWF game
>Pokemon Stadium 2
>Hey You, Pikachu!
>Harvest Moon
>1080 Snowboarding
>Mario Golf
>Mario Tennis
So, in short, this console will be dominated by Mario games. I doubt any DD games will make an appearance and Ocarina of Time Master Quest probably won't be included.

>Nes Mini: 30 games
>Snes Mini: 20+1 games

It's gonna have 10 games on it, mark my words

Exactly. The minis may not be perfect, but they're at least a bit closer.
Not sure why they upset the "no fun" brigade so much.

They won't put the original Mario party on there due to the analog stick rotating games

Were those in 2 and 3? If not, then it'll probably be 2.

Even Nintendo doesn't know how to emulate N64.

Evercade is cooler
>Emulates multiple systems
>Collections come on catridges

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>I'm glad you're a virgin and single.
>She would just cuck you anyways.

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>a WWF game
Highly unlikely. They would have to get WWEs permission, change every single mention or reference to WWF to WWE, and, in the case of No Mercy, remove/replace Chris Benoit

You're paying for something that your phone can already do much better. It's your money to waste. Have at it.

It really can't. And touch screens are ghastly for vidya.

Did you already forget what happened with the Star Fox 2 rom shit show? Lazy motherfuckers played the 10 year waiting game for the rom community to clean the leaked rom up and then put it on the SNES mini as an extra. Only things changed were the title screen and the name entry screen. I'm not shitting you.

Nintendo is made up of some of the laziest and more under handed SOBs in the industry. The only reason they probably haven't shit out the N64 Classic yet is because they are waiting on an emulator that won't randomly shit the bed. Even the best N64 emulator out there needs lots of tweaking. If Nintendo got desperate and released the thing anyway, we'd definitely know just like when Sony did it. Nintendo has been making cash over fist off of other people's work for about 30 years now. You give them too little credit on how low they'll sink.

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I just want good OEM controllers, I am content to lube my joysticks every now and then.

I still don't get why they didn't just throw a few more of the NES games they fully own the rights to onto the NES mini. Stuff like Clu Clu Land, or Mach Rider, or Baseball. I mean, is anyone really gonna buy something like Urban Champion separately instead?

>he doesn't know how to connect his phone to a tv
nevermind, pay your nintendo tax. It's for the best.

>Keep in mind Animal Crossing is JP Only

So was Super Puyo Puyo 2, and yet...

Wii VC was an emulator and it was alright

>he doesn't know how to connect his phone to a tv
Where did I say that?

That doesn't require translating to play

> touch screens are ghastly for vidya.

The controller is too big. So too expensive for it to be viable.

Linking my phone into my tv doesn't manifest an N64 control out of the void.

>clean the leaked rom up
lmao, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean, schizo
take your meds