Ice level

>Sewer level
>water hurts you for being mixed whit shit and urine

what the fuck is this cgi

>>water level
>>water hurts you for being too wet

Or kills you (freakin' Yoshis in Mario Sunshine)

sure if heaven smells like nigger dick to you

it does

>forest level
>water hurts you by being filled with angry animals

No it's that ginger girl from Stranger things, also pedos have shown up to the thread already.

>regular level
>water hurts you because you don't have the god damned flippers yet

>spooky level
>water hurts you for being alive

>sky level
>water hurts you for being too invisible

>coastline level
>water kills you for being an italian mobster who cannot swim

She looks at least 14 years old though.

>american level
>water hurts you for being too black

>northerner comes down to the south for a vacay
>steps outside in summer and is instantly destroyed by skeeters and humidity

>any level
>water kills you because the developers didn't want to fuck with swimming animations and freeform z-axis movement

>northtards acting like the cold is exclusive to their hellhole states
Every time

Cold itself might not be exclusive to the North but the places in the South that get cold often don't have a lot of water so his point still kind of stands.

If your locale has a winter, you weren't being talked about.

based. Everything north of the mason-dixon line was a mistake

>water level
>water

>southerner calling anywhere else a hellhole
I'm amazed you even have access to the internet.
Maybe you're a Texan larping as a southerner.

says the guy who probably lives in the suburbs with his grandma pretending he can have opinions on anything

That's a pretty specific projection you have there.

Reminder Texas is unironically the worst state in the union and if we let them leave like they wanted we'd lose literally nothing of importance. I went there when I was in the military and it was nothing but a complete shit hole of a state with some of the rudest, most racist people I've ever met. Their women are shit too, literally nothing but fatties.

As i understand it Texans are Southerners but they aren't Dixie
subtle difference

do you think her ass has ginger hair?

>BROOOO YOU KNOW THIS TROPE IN VIDEO GAMES?
>yes, what about it?
>HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT LIKE, IT EXISTS?!?!
what's the point of this gay thread?

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>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DISCUSS VIDYARINO ON MY Yas ForumsRINO!

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