Imagine you have a million dollars company
Access to all resources
24/7 crunches and slave employees
6 years of development time with delays
And all this at the end is 8hrs(5hrs gameplay) shit story torn game with flashbacks, low poly soapy graphics, no Multiplayer mode, cheap plot, and other bugs and shit stuff.
Can someone answer me? How the fuck in the world they can fuck up sooooo fucking much with all resources they have?
It's a story focused game and the story is shit.
And the shitty character design btw
90% of the studio's budget goes to HRT for its staff.
Precisely because the person at the helm was the VP of the studio, had no limits to his vision and made a mo-cap fest.
You need some limitations to foster creativity and have a strict filter on what works and what doesn't.
Talent beats numbers. ND lost all its senior talent due to incompetent management.
I just don't understand what ND people were doing in crunches? Masturbating to hentai or something?
When you hire numales and trannys and neglect the incredible talent that just want to make a great game without identity politics shoved in, you get this. A mediocre product.
This is what happens when you let SJWism poison a medium.
Seems legit at this point
I remember I played first one with all my family members and this one is so shitty made with all that unnecessary agenda, that I feel shame to even touch it in front of my family members.
HHAAAHHA IM SO EXCITED GUYS
Sad story happens
Incompetent. Cant take quick decisions regarding gameplay mechanics / story.
The hired a twat from Israel. What did they expect? I can not for the life of me think of anything decent entertainment wise that has come from that nation besides explosions.
How did you get the game?
I'm QA tester
8hrs?!? Is it confirmed it's going to be that short?
90% of the budget went to Anita Sarkeesian
Mythical man-month, throwing resources at a team or project that has lost is cohesion and efficiency won't make it release any better or sooner. Look at what happened to Game of Thrones.
Can someone please post the spoiler?
I tried reading it in the other thread but the whole thread was filled with tranny and I just can't contain my laughter.
The biggest thing that gets me isn't the roided out Cena Tranny or even Joel and Ellie getting their shit pushed in by it.
It's that she has no logical motive to kill them.
Her dad was the doctor who was gonna operate on Ellie.
Her. Dad. Was. Going. To. Cut. The. Brain. Out. Of. A. Live. 14. Year. Old.
He deserved to fucking die cure or not. And if the leak that she found out who Joel was through Firefly reports you can bet your arse the "we gon' cut this kids fucking head off" would be in there too.
That's the part that really gets me it breaks the entire story for me. That and its literally the kid or a 3 second npc redshirt I didn't even remember until the leaks
To be fair user how else is Anita Sarkeesian going to buy her whore red lipgloss.
Amy Hennig left to complete her transition. They had nobody to write the story.
First was 10-11Hrs, this game is shorter.
Hawk, my log is talking to me.
Yep, the story is shit indeed.
I don't think it's 8hrs, probably more than that...
But I was thinking about this while watching the leaks.
There is part where Ellie and other girl are riding on a horse and it got me thinking. My fucking god, how many hours do you have to put in to do that these days? I mean, if I were making a game back in my garage and though "hum, I want the player to be able to ride a horse", you could just slap in a horse animation, change some variables and boom you got a horseride. These days? You have to rig and model a whole fucking horse. It's got to be able to convincingly trot and gallop over uneven terrain, you gotta show its full flowing main, and its head and neck sway as you pull the reigns to turn it. You need death animations, frightened animations, fleeing animations. You need your characters to climb onto it and off of it, sit and lean. Different rigs for the character in the front and back. Fifty different kinds of neighs and whinnies, then you need to test it all in every possible scenario 100 times and tweet and redesign and recalibrate it all until you finally can have your video game character ride a horse for 20 minutes. Fucking WHY
They're probably going to retcon it a little bit so the Fireflys were more legit and closer to finding a cure than Joel knew.
Spoil me on this: how did Abby get a jump on Ellie in the settlement? Wasn't the place suppose to be on guard since it's one of the last civilization in America?
Not in the leaks but I seriously doubt they were in the settlement at the time. Probably out and about.
>And all this at the end is 8hrs(5hrs gameplay)
[citation needed]
>torn game with flashbacks
prove it(you can't since the leaks are tiny)
>low poly soapy graphics
False
>cheap plot
what's revealed is bad but it's not everything. I don't like it like everyone else.
>and other bugs and shit stuff.
low quality bloat fot the bait
no multiplayer really? the multiplayer of the first game was great.
despite all you people shitting on the game i'm just going to wait til it released and build my own opinion, I really loved the first game, to be honest it is in my top 3 games list.
Considering it's a country full of supposed God's chosen, they really don't do all that much useful, and the more of the same chosen working on something, the shittier it is, can't be a coincidence.
Japan, a country full of Goyim, is far more useful.
They're not at the settlement they go to Seattle to hunt the cultists down who attacked the settlement iirc
I feel like every new hyped game has been falling into the trap of appealing to the woke Twitter crowd who constitutes a few percentage points of the game buying population and I do not understand why.
So it's either a story that makes no sense or a story that isnt even canon based on the previous installment. Cool beans
I'm just guessing based on the extended conversation with Joel in the leaks where Ellie talks about this (not believing Joel that the Fireflies were cranks), and the fact that the evidence that Joel finds in TLOU1 that the cure is impossible is kind of light and easy to dismiss by adding more info without actually changing anything.
damage control
probably because this sort of people often acts like fanatics for that shit, so they will be really vocal about the game
basically free exposure
ofc it doesn't work that way