>Bigger than Joel
>Faster than Joel
>Stronger than Joel
Abby is coming, it's over mi TLOU familia
Bigger than Joel
Christian Watson
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Easton Baker
Joel has to be close to 70 by this point. Once he isn't armed, I'm pretty sure most anyone half that age could beat him.
Charles Rodriguez
One last corona for the road...
Colton Rivera
IT'S MA'AM
Easton Carter
>OHHHH NOOO PLS NOT MY PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND
*SMASH*
>NONONONONONONO PLS STOAP.
Alexander Brown
Are we supposed to sympathize with her and think she's the underdog while beating up a little girl and her pregnant gf with those steroid arms
Connor Rogers
No, Mr. user. I expect them to die.
Andrew King
Joel is mid fifties according the the wiki
Austin Thomas
>fictional woman has real life woman for body scan
>insist on tranny memes
you low test fucks are embarrassing yourselves
Colton Campbell
Kek based
Jackson Cooper
How's the bottom of the intersectionality pyramid feeling now homosexuals?
Brayden Watson
Why do you honestly think you're supposed to sympathize with her?
Is your brain only able to comprehend playing as or watching the perspective of characters who act in sympathetic ways?
Jack Allen
>zombie apocalypse
>somehow has access to endless supply of anavar
Ayden Lopez
They're still higher on the pyramid than normal people.
Xavier James
So you're saying that they are taking hormones no matter what?
Sebastian Gray
>real women
all I see is steroid abuse and you promoting it, truly stunning and brave.
Adrian Scott
How does one achieve that figure eating decades old cans of beans and rat meat?
Jeremiah Lewis
Faster than the mid-60s year old man who received a massive abdominal wound in the first game? Weird.
Jason Campbell
yuck
Nicholas Long
>kills Joel
>becomes the protagonist
>nearly kills Ellie and her dyke gf
What a fucking chad.
Cooper Lewis
Whyd they put shkrelli in the game
Charles Kelly
I hate lesbians and kikes
John Johnson
game is who knows how many months away from release and this bitch already is making an impact. Sure it starts out with belittling and tranny posting, but its slowly gonna evolve into a meme and then into admiration. Very quickly after release the "did nothing wrong" threads will start.
Bentley Johnson
Man's only 56. A tough as nails old man... but not enough to beat the power of the TROON
Isaiah Morgan
living off of decades-old beans and rat meat is HOW you achieve that figure, user
William Turner
SHE'S BIGGER! FASTER! AND STRONGER TOO! SHE'S THE FIRST MEMEBER OF THE SONY CREW! HUH!
Jaxon Bell
This whole debacle just makes me think that big powerful women are too unsettling for videogame enemies
Austin Stewart
it's because they are too intimidating for limp dicked virgins like me that sit in front of a monitor all day long
Aaron Ward
>steroids and hormones
competes in drug tested competitions, sorry a naturally fit girl mogs you so badly
Evan Stewart
damn that thing is ugly
Samuel Allen
Opening scene with sarah Joel is +/- 27
Joel and ellie is 20 years later, so joel is 47
part 2 is 5 years after 1st game so joel is 53 ???
Dominic Rodriguez
lmao you don't know nothing about women
Nathan Cook
we lost familiabros...
Carson Thompson
Anyone who thinks Abby is supposed to be trans is retarded
They would never depict a trans woman like this
Joseph Flores
dude she has more testosterone in her than probably 95% of men, that makes her a tranny. Druckman probably has some kinda muscle fetish where he gets topped by a freakish roid lady
Alexander Jackson
mere mortals can not compare to steve he is by far the strongest being in the universe
Cameron Green
>Cross fit
>Drug tested
LMAOOOO
Alexander Bennett
What the fuck was her father doing? Locking her up in a training chamber waiting for the day he happened to be killed so he can be avenged?
Cameron Richardson
Christopher Bell
>drug tested competitions
holy shit. imagine being this retarded
Ayden Powell
Wut?