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Alex Mercer sounds like a poor choice since that dude actually died and your just a dumb virus clone that happens think it was Mercer. I mean your virus clone may or not be happy I guess?

Wielding the power of the one ring while never becoming corrupted by it would amount to jack shit, like Bombadil just not caring enough about it to even pay it a second glance.

bathrobe is the most op you can kill people with the water in their own body

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Suit

bath robe chads

pill is limited to human bodies and possibly human capabilities as a result and doesn’t even guarantee you’ll be safe from pitfalls like
>born into extreme poverty
>dead on arrival
>born in china / india / russia
>born through the reincarnated soul of anthony burch
worst decision by far

it's a tie between the toilet and the keyboard

everything else is either unnecessary, too powerful, or something that i'm totally going to forget to use like the pill

that being said the robot wars one was really tempting

bump

you seriously think there wouldn't be a way to tell people you're smarter than a baby as a baby?

I'm not one of those faggots who thinks there's q functional difference between a clone with all of my memories and me. Yeah the idea of true death is pretty scary but it's not like I'll be around to feel ripped off if I lose the philosophical coin flip so what's it matter? Then again it's an easily aboudable loophole with some grammatical changes. "The creature that believes it's alex mercer". I assume the pill is magic so becoming The Prototype (proper noun version) shouldn't be any different to becoming mercer himself.
Whatever i just want the power to flying squirel, turn into a tank and disguise myself as another person at will.

>pillow
>characters lose all superhuman abilities
what a shame

Iron Man suit so I can fly through the NYC skyline at mach 5

r o d

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Probably pill, would be rough having to commit suicide but if I had 100% guarentee it work I'd give it a go.

If I just picked up a pill one day with a note, well like hell I'd believe it.
In which case keyboard or pillow. pillow because it would nice to have company or I'd just rape the fictional character since they don't really exist. and obviously, games are nice.
I'd assume since its a body of your description you could specify area of birth just by nature of how you describe it. Doesn't necessarily guarantee everything, but you could filter out a lot of the worst of it.

fucking
ROOOOOBOOOOOOOOOTTTTT
WAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSS

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then they'd freak out and drop you or kill you dude.

>suit
>mech
>robot wars
retarded options for retards only
>pillow
waifutrash tier
>ring
What does that shit does? makes you invisible?
Anyway, also retarded.
>wisdom toilet
low tier, you can get amazing insights but about what? It doesn't grant you knew knowledge or learning capabilities so your insights are only about what you already know.
>Keyboard
Pretty much "get rich quick" you could be the next notch every single year.
>monocle
middle tier, like the delusion toilet but actually gives you a superpower. What you can do with it depends on you.
>reincarnation tier
Very interesting and dangerous, you could live your life with the chance of dying any minute without taking the pill or killing yourself now and skip the chance. Also you can pretty much win the genetic lottery, make yourself smart, pretty, perfect
>bath robe
actual superpowers tier. you could control any body of water, from human blood, the whole oceans to Uranium. Basically God.

I would probably take the pill or the keyboard. The robe is just too OP for my tastes.

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I agree with the bathrobe people, it has the most room for creativity and looks fashionable

>not picking the keyboard and making major hits like
>Coom
>Coom 2 the coming
>Coom 3 revenge of the neglected arm
>Coom origins and the secret of the webz

Do you know how much steam and IAP money you'd make with the keyboard?

i put on my bath robe and wizard hat

choos hammer

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how does the keyboard generate voice acting?
if I type "this guy is voiced by Nolan North" will it generates lines that sound exactly like Nolan North? or will it populate the voice acting with John and Jane doe's that don't actually exist?

either the keyboard to become a ultra rich yearly meme dev or the ring so i can go into the ladies bathroom without having to sue for the right first

Iron Man suit would be infinitely valuable with the future tech it has

>suit: I have no need for it
>ring: being invisible is nice but I feel there are better choices
>mech: I have no need for it
>keyboard: a game is just a game at the end of the day
>robot wars: no need for it
>monocle: I feel confidential information alone won't get me that far
>reincarnation pill: a body alone won't get me far
At the end I'm between toilet, bath robe, and pillow. Bath robe is the weakest since it gives a nice gimmick but if I attempt to use I'll probably be assassinated. An insight could be really useful, while the pillow is the truly the most useful since it will allow me to have a really nice time for the rest of my days.

can i get a matching doritios armor to go with my mtn dew hammer

Golden, I always go bling bling whenever I have the option.

Do pillow people follow your will no matter what? If so I pick the pillow, the uses are tremendous beyond just the obvious sex with anime grills
>Turn it into people who have extreme but human level intelligence to help you take care of problems you might have with work, give you creative ideas etc
>Turn it into a person who is skilled at a job and have them do it while you sleep. Programmers, artists and musicians etc to make your own vidya which you can sell, or literally just have them work a night job for free dosh while you sleep
>Perfect, untraceable, highly skilled hit men
Sex with my waifu is still the best benefit but this is undoubtedly an underrated item.

no one would suspect someone in a bathrobe user

>green
DUDE

Grab succ and use her like a hammer.

Generic hammer for single player, clownvomit for multiplayer

>being treated and having to live as a baby
Seems pretty nice to me

>Do pillow people follow your will no matter what? If so I pick the pillow
No.

Pillow
youtube.com/watch?v=aIM4gmho8P0

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Probably Iron Man or Mech
Monocle is a decent option too

Most of these are trash, the only real options are Black, Orange and Grey. Also the last line of Grey was a plot twist that creates several questions.
Regardless, I'd probably go with black

I'd take the monocle. Not sure if it's popular in this thread but I can see all buried riches in the world. You know I'm living a lavish lifestyle.

Keyboard, but I do have a soft spot for bath robes

reincarnate into an immortal supergenius gigachad

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generic hammer but with the head of the edgy one

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thanks, naming this one "chooseathing-fapbaitshopkeepedition.jpg"

>gets killed by a bathrobe

Mtn dew

Orange so I can live out timestop doujins

I'll take the wario hammer

What if i make an educational game teaching you how to create all the other games

>make yourself an extremely thin but extremely dense water coating that blocks bullets at all times
bathrobe op

You don't know how to abuse confidential information if you can't see it
>infinite insider trading so you can have as much money as you'll ever need, whenever you need it
>access to everyone on the planets crypto wallets for even more free and easy money
>access to passwords and other credentials of politicians, can subvert entire nations and control elections using this
>can see people messages, always have the upper hand in conversations
You just need to think about it more.

other items*

>does the bath robe have limits?
>How specific do you have to be with the keyboard?
>Could you just type "metal gear rising 2", and get the perfect sequel to MGR?
>Will the Pillow waifu like you or what?
These are the questions that need to be answered. That being said most likely bath robe.

read the negative, user

Reincarnation pill

Easily either red or grey

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I'd like to live forever so I'll take the blank check pill that lets me design an immortal perfect body, thanks.

keyboard.

>wear a mask
>rape
>obtain chlorophorm while time is stopped
Many such options

I was leaning reincarnation pill, but then I scrolled down to Robot Wars.
why would you even post this at 5 am, most britfags aren't even awake right now

>blow something up near you
>shockwave instantly kills you

Keyboard so I can create Dragons Dogma 2

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Just choose white. Be specific about genetics too like slightly americanized but still white or pure swedish etc. etc.
>b-b-b-but what if poverty
That's why you choose a body that is that of either a greek god or a goddess that has a metabolism and the perfect genetics to maintain said form with ease. You'll always be able to fall back on being a fashion model (non porn).

Bad take on the toilet bro

toss up between keyboard and pillow.

thanks user, saving this as "chooseathing-nobodyisgonnareadthisalledition.png

what's significant about 10080 minuets?

The one ring.
>only drawback is removed
>possessing it makes me immortal
>nobody would know about it
>having it gives other powers so I would do well in life and not lose it
Eventually I'll have enough wealth or power I can make some excuse for my immortality (or just be a wanderer for ages).

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literally all selfless besides the waifu one

Broquest images got way out of hand the second some faggots wanted to make it into a game like 10 years ago.
When it was just 6-8 characters and you chose 2 it was perfect.

Just get the monocle and peer at all the technology and research of advanced alien races assuming those exist which the monocle could confirm.

>>ring: being invisible is nice but I feel there are better choices

You not a shity hobbit user.

That's cool but I think it's more trouble than its worth. You'll have to live looking over our shoulder forever to see people haven't tracked you. With the toilet you can get an insight into the next piece of tech, for example, the next solution motherboard's bus, or how to create the next popular javascript library. You won't be coping anyone but creating stuff yourself.

It all depends on one thing:

Do I get the full powerset of the One Ring, wielding it like Sauron?
Or is it just basic bitch invisibility?

If I can't become an immortal demigod of war and charisma that can sway armies with but a honeyed word or break nations with a single spell, then it's a pretty meh power.
Otherwise I'd go with the Keyboard.

The One Ring. Because then necessarily Eru exists, which means there is a more-or-less Christian creator god. So there's a Heaven and everything.

Iron Man suit. It doesn't specify which one and some of them are beyond overpowered.

To take the gift of mortality from mankind is not selfless, it is an act of cruelty.
Selfish for almost everything. The only thing on this list mankind should even have is FTL travel.