Are there any games where dwarves are villains?
Are there any games where dwarves are villains?
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i choose 30 hammie dorfs
Heal + Trap + 10 anger dwarves
3 magic dwarfs
>trap dwarf
15 anger dwarfs
3 anger, 3 shield, 3 heal
5 Crossbows + 5 Shields
Also
>Magic Dwarf
what kind of abomination is that.
5 axe 5 hammer 10 anger
>One magic dwarf, one heal dwarf, one trap dwarf, one shield dwarf.
What's the difference between anger dwarf and Axe dwarf besides dual-weilding? Are Anger Dwarf's berserkers? Cause if so, then wouldn't that mean more healing for my Heal Dwarf?
>1 Magic Dwarf
>10 anger dwarves
Uses buffs to enhance their physical prowess turning them into unstoppable beserker dwarves. Leave the battlefield and go on cool adventures discovering lost magic citadels with my dwarf bro whilst the elves have their shit cleaved in 2 and their cities ravaged.
Magic dwarf is useless, because elves are very proficient with magic
Trap dwarf is useless, because elves know environments very well
Anger dwarf is useless, because elves train themselves in precise martial combat
Essentially, you want 2 healer dwarves, 4 shield dwarves (both types use shields with are good against elf archers), 2 crossbow dwarfs, 1 axe and 1 hammer dwarves for each armor type.
15 Anger Dwarves
FOR THE BEARD BROTHERHOOD!
lets take a look at the competition
elves
>scrawny
>tree huggers
>arrow spam
>fags
shitty 1 point dorfs are out of the question
elves out-range dorfs so no crossbow boys
im takin 2 heals, 3 shield, and a magic dorf with fire spells to burn their magic nature beings that are weak to fire damage
gg ez
This, however if the elves have high agility and evasion the 2 crossbow dwarfs are fucked unless they can maneuver quickly behind the shield dwarfs.
it's obvious that anger dwarf trades defense for offense. the axe dwarf is a middle ground between the the anger dwarf and shield dwarf and offers a balanced approach. axe dwarf is probably the best value
lmao 1 eelven blader could effortlessly kill a gang of dwarfs
1 magic, 2 heal, 2 shield, and 2 anger.
Optimal build.
30 axe dwarfs to chop down their trees. its where they get their power.
Since no information or stats are given, any of this is debatable.
We have no idea what kind of spells the magic dwarf has access to - even if the elves have excellent magic resistance, the magic dwarf might use buffs/debuffs instead of DPS.
Agree that shield dwarves are essential to any setup, though.
>remember typing a long-winded answer to this dwarf prompt, but it had sneak dwarf instead of trap dwarf
>search in the archive
>find my long-ass answer
4 Shields
1 Heal
1 Magic
2 Axe
1 Hammer
Assuming the Elven force has a large complement of archers, trying to beat them at their own game is a pointless endeavor. While Crossbows have penetrative power, Elves are lithe and nimble and are likely to dodge most shots fired at them unless in full barrage. Normal and recurve bows also have far superior range to crossbows in the hands of skilled archers which most elves are due to arcing. They will easily make shots over hills and other terrain that block direct line of sight. If this battle was in a straight tunnel, I would give it to a band of crossbows, but I cannot believe circumstances will be so favorable.
Due to this, I believe a comp that can withstand a huge flurry of arrows is most appropriate. A blind charge is suicide, while 15 Anger Dwarves could hope to lay large amounts of waste, they will inevitably die. We are not looking for a loss, however glorious it may be. We are looking for complete victory.
Shields to bulwark against the arrows, a healer to stave off the few that do hit and potentially heal any deadly elf poisons. While most dwarves have the constitution to survive them, the elves use some very nasty components that can eat away at the flesh and prove crippling. The Magic dwarf is ultimately what we will rely on, to cast firestorms, barriers from arrows, and buff the melee dwarves. The melee dwarves are primarily protection from the few elves that will attempt melee combat.
This composition should be able to hold out against most elven forces. The only truly significant difficulty is the possibility of any elven casters. In which case, we can only hope our Magic Dwarf's expertise is superior.
A Trap Dwarf is about as useful as a Sneak Dwarf here honestly. Elven senses and litheness aren't going to fall for traps.
5 shield dwarves
5 anger dwarves
1 heal dwarf
Unshielded dwarves would probably just get shredded by arrows so I might swap the anger dwarves for a magic dwarf that can stay behind the shield wall, I don't think traps would be useful against their high agility and their bowmen would outperform ours.
>Magic dwarf is useless, because elves are very proficient with magic
Unless Magic Dwarf can cast Dispel Magic and/or Silence, and then he completely negates pussy elf wizards.
>Trap dwarf is useless, because elves know environments very well
It says the elves are coming to you, so no, the pussy elves do not know the environment very well. Pussy elves live in trees. Dwarves live in tunnels of stone and brick, where traps are king.
>Anger dwarf is useless, because elves train themselves in precise martial combat
You're forgetting that Anger Dwarf has ANGER, which is designed specifically to stymie precise martial combat.
1 of each, they are all useful and it adds up to exactly 30 pts :)
Nope. Dwarves are the good guys. Elves are to be killed on sight. Also:
>3 Magic Dwarf
Teach those panzee elves how magic really works by mass exterminating them.
2 trap dwarves and 20 axe dwarves, draw them into the halls of the undermountain and make them fight in close quarters fuck dealing with their arrows
>Elves are to be killed on sight.
Hey hey hey hey. Hey. Hey. No. Hey. Elves are really good for sex and being like, butlers and maids and shit. You only kill the ones that can't be trained. Granted, that's the majority of them, but if you just kill them all without testing them first then you're just pissing away money.
Were you the guy who wrote "Sneak Dwarf is an abomination?"
> Elves are really good for sex and being like, butlers and maids and shit.
WRONG. Elves are terrible for sex. There is nothing better than a finely bearded plump Dwarf lady. ELVES CANNOT COMPETE. Goblins are better at being butlers and maids anyways.
>You only kill the ones that can't be trained.
NONE OF THEM CAN BE TRAINED.
magic dwarf is heresy
I hate this site...
your only describing wood elves not high or dark elves
This
>Not picking one of each
>Not wanting a kino ensemble
>no artillery dwarfs
shit list.
However I'll do 6 shield dwarves, an anger dwarf, and 1 magic dworf.
Form a circle around the magic dworf.
have him blow up all the archers.
Whitle down their melee dudes against the shield dwarf.
When they get tired, the anger dwarf shows up and chases them down.
All the other dwarves laugh as the anger dwarf rips the exhausted and pleading elves to shreds.
No, that was the first post in that thread.
arch.b4k.co
high elves and dark elves are even worse. we have special weapons just to use on them
>Trap Dwarf
>Is feminine while all the others are masculine males
Huh
In Warhammer fantasy, they can be pretty fucking ruthless is short changed or insulted.
Also
>magic dwarfs
You'll get an anvil of doom to help your good old fashioned dawi sheild wall and you'll like it.
trap dorf is a female you're just a projecting tranny
Thanks. Strange that I remembered that.
5 Shield Dwarfs
1 Heal Dwarf
1 Magic Dwarf
Survive enough arrow spam until magic dwarf pulls something out of his ass.
>triple dot
suicide
>Reinkarl Runeshield
Was going to say its shit, but its kinda catchy.
15 anger dwarves.
to be fair, if they're focused on setting traps they'd be a trapper dwarf, not a trap dwarf
6 Trap dwarves
>Thorin Axebeard
last name is cool but why did i have to get such a common fantasy first name
This.
>hide the angry dwarves
>wait for elves to show up
>when they ask why the rocks sound so angry
>angry dwarves jump them from behind
This sounds like you're trying too hard to speak english. Also u could have said the same thing in 2 lines
this is pretty reasonable, crossbow and trap dwarfs would be pretty ineffective against elves. axe, hammer and anger dwarfs would get picked off before being able to get close
pretty much leaves you with 3 types
>Hagnar Axesmith
sweet
4 Trap + 1 Magic
Battle will be over before anyone throws a punch.
>There is nothing better than a finely bearded plump Dwarf lady.
For a DWARF, yes! But there are other races that like to fuck elves! You get the elves, you train them, and then you sell them! It's basically free money!
>Goblins are better at being butlers and maids anyways.
Yeah, you keep the goblins and sell the elves.
>NONE OF THEM CAN BE TRAINED.
That sounds like quitter talk. No real dwarf quits like that. Only elves quit like that. YOU SOME KIND OF PUSSY ELF, BOY?
based Dwarfchad.
Kill all Elves.
1 Heal
1 Trap
2 Xbow
2 Shield
4 Axe
4 Hammer
you could argue dwarf nobles are the villains in dorf fortress.
>triple dot
Not him, but its called an Elipses you genetic dead end.
>Trap Dorf
>looks female
lol
Warhammer
AHEM
>FUCK 'UMIES
>FUCK KNOIFE EARZ
>FUCK VAMPIES
>FUCK SCALIES
>FUCK RATZ
>FUCK EVIL 'UMIES AND EVIL KNOIFE EARZ
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
>FUCK STUNTIES
that's a fucking grudge
dwarves are just tiny jews
>LOW IQ ELFPOSTER
Faxanadu comes to mind.
Actually, that would be Gnomes.