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>crash
i'd rather die

>Crash
Oh fuck yeah

>March
...At least it's not Crash or Sonic... Still would prefer a pussy to stick my dick in though.

I got Joker, he’s a quiet chad like me

Ratchet. Sweet.

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Way past cool!

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I get to fuck Cloud for six months.

>Joker
He's one of the few normal people here so sure I guess

How come Crash, Sonic, Ratchet, and Fox all share the same eye color?

>bayo
oh boy.

> phoenix wright
I'm going to be a false culprit in a murder trial, aren't I?

>Kirby
Aw fu-

I'm so jelly user

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>Zelder
Tremendous.

>6 months with Bayonetta

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at least I'll be able to build a case against my employer now

>07/20
Oh no...

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>Get ratchet, from a game I've never played
>Wish I was a Feb baby
FeelsBadMan

FUCK YES SEPTEMBER , MOMMY STOMP ON ME

>aug
finally i can learn and pretend to be a real lawyer

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Shit, mines 07/19 user.

>fox
okay

If prefer Cloud, he'd be fun to chill woth
But I guess I just have to fug Zelda

Will we survive?

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I was actually sad that I didnt get Lara or bayonetta like this was actually a real thing. Fucking christ this quarantine is turning me retarded

I was born on April fools day, you don't know pain.

>peach
Cool I got a loose slut. Guess I'll be hitting that princess puss for 6 months.

There are dozens of jokes on my mind right now but I feel too bad for you to actually make fun of you.

Don't talk about my wife that way, faggot

>peach
Oof

Zelda, time to pound some British pussy

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Kinda sucks I didn't get a chick but SONIC ADVENTURE 2 IS THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME.

Not even lying bRO. It's been my favorite game since i first played it back on release.

>Ratchet
Barely played any of his games, but I think Clank is pretty much a bro with gadgets

>born one day away from Zelda
Can I trade awful nu-Lara for old Lara?

Sonic sounds like a bro i’m in
Still jealous of februaryfags tho

>Happy birthday user, we love you!
>April Fools!

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Thanks for sending your wife over for me to mating press for 6 months. You are a bro.

I got Zelda.

>BOTW Zelda
I hope we get to cuddle

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>bayo
yes mommy

Crash, plus I love crash bandicoot, and I recently started to play the N sane trilogy which I'm really enjoying.

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Same. Our life is a joke man.

It's a very forgettable birthday month.

Holy shit, you made him cuck over internet...

I'm yet to play FFVII, but I seem to recall Cloud looking quite cute in a dress, so they're probably nice enough.

>Dec
It's time to eat ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.

Just know she likes freaky shit like biting, especially around her neck

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>sep
I'm scared.

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>laura croft

i would do literally anything to be born in september

>Name is Phoenix
>Get Wright

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>6 months with Bayo

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Why does she have 4 eyes?

Imagine not being a faggot and stuck with another man for 6 months, feel bad for anyone that didn't get a woman to live with.

>joker
>a fucking mute self insert protagonist
THANKS

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