If we are all being honest, if we lived in the pokemon universe...

I'd just get a ditto

Don't forget Splatoon, and its delicious squid girls.

>not abusing grass ability to create tentacle at will

I've get one as a pet and sit around the house all day with my cool fire breathing pupper.

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Ghost types are best, though

Pokemon refuse to harm humans, unless it's a very evil pokemon, and most aren't.

Name a single instance on the games were a pokemon directly hurts a human being, besides Kyurem(who was being mind controlled by ghetsis)

I would be a bug trainor

The Poochyena that was trying to chomp the professor at the start of RS.

he wasn't harmed

A lot of the games start with the prof stopping you cause the wild grass is fucking dangerous, which implies you could get fucked up without a pokemon.

Included in "in general"
Most "men" who like nintendo have low testosterone but the ones who aren't kids in the head want kids in their bed

Not for lack of trying on the dog's part.

Bitch if I lived in the Pokémon world female humans are the last thing I'm giving a fuck about. I have thousands of Pokémon to catch.

I've always had a living Dex but from Gen 6 on when accessing other languages myself became possible I was working on an all language all form living Dex (I had 6 active Banks) and you can bet I'd be doing it if I actually lived there.

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I don't want to molest girls though

Going from Pokémon games to what if pokemon are real are two different things. One is a game made for children that officially avoids the topics of real life while the other is real life and real life is inherently violent.

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Dude, they straight up say it's dangerous to go into tall grass without your own pokemon, implying a pokemon can and will try to kill you if it's wild. Not to mention all the Pokemon doing shit under the command of teams like Rocket, showing that even if they're fighting for a shit cause they'll do what their trainers tell them to. A Pokemon is capable and willing to harm humans

>implying I wouldn't just molest my psychic types

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it's because nintendo tends to be more weeb appealing and they have a lot of underage characters
also
>op's pic
>underages
hang yourself twitter tranny

Is there an underground cock fighting equivalent in the Pokémon universe

Plebs.

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Is there any bigger indication of sexual inexperience than unironically using terms like "cock sleeve" and "mating press"?

lol user got BTFO pretty fast

Posting on Yas Forums.

it's out.

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why the fuck would i have sex with boring human women when i can fuck every single Pokemon

Saying someone is sexually inexperienced for using fetish terms

>characters are teenagers
Pokefags are pedos, why are you surprised when it's a game for kids? Like I said if they're not kids in their head they want kids in their bed

BASED

Im dying of laughter here. Do people find this sexy instead of hilarious?

I mean you missed the obvious 'it's a thing good' typo, coomer

>a thing good

Depends on my mood

>teenagers = pedophiles
there's literally nothing wrong with being attracted to teenagers

God Nessa is so fucking sexy.