Borderlands 3

How so?

>unfunniest fucking dialogue so far, characters quip like a marvel movie
>literal reddit jokes like rick and morty and big dick energy sprayed everywhere
>Lilith becomes the center of the story because muh women stronk
>going back to the last point, it's mostly female characters shoved down your throat like Tannis (who is manageable) and Ava (oh god)
>btw Maya from Borderlands 2 gets killed because lol why not
>speaking of memelands 2 characters, only other one that shows up is Zer0 and Gaige in the new DLC, Axton and Salvador have completely vanished for some strange fucking reason
>also if you liked Borderlands 1 characters well too bad the ones other than Lilith get almost zero attention
>the main villains are twins who are, you're not going to fucking believe it, STREAMERS who have a podcast to gain the following of bandits and psychos throughout the galaxy
>speaking of the main twins, tyreen (the girl) and troy (the boy), they have really fucking cringe dialogue because they are intended to sound like the perfect representation of zoomers
>also a potential betrayal arch between tyreen and troy gets retconned or something because muh women stronk, so you fight tyreen at the end
>the final boss tyreen combines with the destroyer (the boss from the first Borderlands) and is literally one of the easiest bosses in the game ruining the climax
>also the credits are about WOMEN STRONK

You as the player character are essentially a bystander absent from every cutscene and major plot point. Additionally, returning characters make bizarre decisions and don't act like themselves at all. Finally heap on some asspulls for drama and you've got one shitty plot drizzled all over a reasonably fun shooter.

Also pick More, best ability by miles

don't bother, it's officially worse than BL2 now.

youtube.com/watch?v=3b1YSNsF2eE

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And to top it all off:
>It ends on a worthless note with the absolute worst character leading Sanctuary 3

>Hammerlock is gay and gets his fudge packed
wtf happened?

Zane if you wanna zoom around real fast and experience the best jokes in the game, Flak if you wanna take it easy and tactical, Amara if you just want to play Maya again, and Moze if you want to really, really not have fun.

The plot and almost all side stuff was written by a progressive feminist.

>exposed midriff on a cut brown chick
at least this game does one thing right

this is all correct

Every single female character has a midriff

Salvador is going to be in the next DLC.
No word on Axton or Krieg yet.

the gameplay is still better

he's been gay since Borderlands 2, did you even play it?

His orientation was never brought into question.

But it was obvious, it doesn't need to be stated directly. Also there were plenty of hints in Borderlands 2.

Yeah, but they also didn't pull it out of nowhere.

he brings up his old boyfriend in a sidequest in the base game and Gaige is sad that she can't get with him in the Moxxi Headhunter pack, lorelet.

I said this before, but it's worth saying again - Streamer culture could have been parodied way better
>No quest where Moxxi hires you to help her be a Boobtuber/streamer to overshadow the Calypsos
>Nothing much making fun of paypigs and whales
>No quest where the Vault Hunters raid the Twins stream by donate-spamming them to send annoying and harassing voice messages to interrupt them hard enough to cancel the stream for a while (also a chance for a chat moderator miniboss to tack on)

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Gaming is dead

this is it bros...

>Thinking anything with Krieg won't be the most heartwrenching or downright disturbing shit after this game
Honestly smart option is to pretend he doesn't exist, if he learns Maya died everyone in that goddamn game dies with him.

The fuck is this race and gender?