Watch some roastie or sweaty ghoul play a game

>Watch some roastie or sweaty ghoul play a game
>Can’t stand more than 10 minutes of it
>Watch a cute vtuber play
>10x as entertaining, charming and funny
>Watch the entire stream

Why is this?

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Someone marry this desperate old hag already.

I want to plunder Marine’s hold!

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Because you're a retard who has no standards as long as something involves anime. You would enjoy being punched in the face if an anime girl did it.

>enjoy getting punched in the face if an anime girl did it

yeah i would? so what?

You asked why, I answered. You have no standards and would rather obsess over samey girls drawn by japanese people than risk failing in real life.

Where's the Choco ASMR?

>enjoy getting punched in the face if an anime girl did it
unironically yes, please beat me up

>You would enjoy being punched in the face if an anime girl did it.
god I wish that were me

>when a 17(40) year old pirate is better at vidya games than 3D women
This is too funny