I just started Skyrim for the first time. What am I in for?

Install SkyUI, Unofficial patch and Quality World Map.
These are the barest of the bare essentials.
Otherwise vanilla is more than fun enough, having a blast with my current playthrough myself.

cute lizzer
would hug

This guy is a retard

install futa argonian mods and rape all the n*rd """""men"""""""

considering you picked a minority. racism lots of racism. fucking lizard people man

I'm actually playing a minimalist mod run on my current playthrough
Just a couple basic mods and a torrent of all the creation club content (lmaoing @ paypigs)

>creation club content

kek

Level scaled monsters. Atleast mod that shit out yikes.

>playing as a female argonian

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You can expect a fat lot of nothing when you get right down to it.

>Walk into Riften in full dragon gear, made from the bones of dragons you've killed
>"I bet you stole all that shit, eh lad?"
Fucking Brynolf. No I did not steal it. And if you really believe I did then that should tell you I'm not at your amateur hour level of bullshit.

>Ah, a total stranger wearing the arch mage's robes and wielding the mace of Molag Baal, my daedric master! Who are you? Probably no one. You're prey, like all mortals.
Jesus, Harkon. Get a clue. I can incinerate you ass in an eye blink. Give me a reason to cast the spell. I don't even need the bow to fricassee your dumb ass, and your vampire powers how more weaknesses than advantages.

>So, Dragonborn. You're an Argonian. Why do you want to join my rebellion again?
Maybe drop the racist bullshit when the well-established one-man army comes to your front door, Ulfric, you asshole. I have killed hundreds of men and can kill a giant with my bare hands. I can freeze the air just by speaking. Have a little respect.

The mechanics are what keep people playing Skyrim.

Just stop playing, the game is impossible
No one thinks of clicking and dragon items in their inventory.
Just uninstall it now

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craft 1 milion iron dagger so you can craft dragon armor

Never should have come here

Get Ordinator, it's a mod that changes the perks to be actually interesting

I would never play it vanilla, but I actually mean to finally do a lightly modded run someday. Just to complete all quests.

Disappointment

>22 fps
Fun

didn't they nerf that in the special edition

it's nerfed in all editions with official patches. levelling smithing in vanilla is horrendous enough to skip playing melee altogether

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE.

I sure do enjoy this thieves guild questline where the only thing I steal is intellectual property!

but I did it recently in OG skyim and it was fine

You picked a bad time to get lost, friend.

A good time if your not a shallow fag. Skyrim itself is quite shallow but it has entertainment value unlike fallout.

>special edition
imagine having the special edition

Yeah, but the Thieves Guild themselves steal your fucking dignity.

My favorite part is if you return the skeleton key, Nocturnal takes a shit on you for it and makes fun of you for expecting a reward.

What a bitch. I will stick with Mommy Meridia's beacons.

A mediocre game that appears to zoomers and low IQ gamers and bugmen. It's fine if you want something with no investment to play for less than a hour a day. Looking for anything more gives you disappointment and the low quality will immediately start to show.

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