Uh, guys? Is this... true?

Why is it a lesbian icon? Nothing about the image implies samus is sexually attracted to the other women. If anything them calling samus their hero implise that she's more of role model for females or a feminist icon.

Not being able to do anything at all unless her father approved it kinda makes it difficult to take her seriously as a feminist icon.

Fictional genders are always happy when a fictional character has a fictional gender lol
Their whole life is fictional

I'm just talking about what's in the picture.

Why is there so much politicising of Metroid? Let's be real here, the proper response to the fact that the player character is female should be: "who cares?" It's not a deep game. It's not something that matters. It's not a "female icon" or anything like that. Her being a girl is something that was put in the first game as a gimmick 35 years ago, and people are acting like this is the most revolutionary thing ever. It's pathetic. Please, do something better with your life instead of caring about stuff like this.

Samus is always traveling space and meeting all kinds of alien species, she probably fucks anything
Hell she most probably lost her virginity to a bird

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uhhhh NO sweaty. Samus is canon TRANSEXUAL lesbian icon. Now subjugate yourself to my every demand or I’ll shut down your business.

Samus is transgender

Yes.

Based.

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She was raised by ascetic monks that gave so few fucks about the pleasures of the material world that they ascended to a higher plane of existence.
I can't imagine her having much of a love life.

>by Brianna Wu

She's too busy kicking ass to have sex

wu is retarded
Samus is F2M, he's a transgender man

48% yourself

that's a guy, by the way

The manga that image was from is promo material for Super Metroid. You know, after the surprise was known. Leave it to tumblr to take a small gag and turn it into something retarded.

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That doesn't mean much.
I mean the licenced manga for Cowboy Bebop turned Ed into a buy.

>ascended to a higher plane of existence.
i thought one of their rogue experiments wipe them out

Super easy, put your feet in their shoes for a while. Imagine trying really hard repeatedly to make a feminist character and everyone always hates it, only to notice a few successful female characters often being basically worshipped by gamers. You’d absolutely attempt to co-opt them.

>Leave it to tumblr to take a small gag and turn it into something retarded.

you mean like taking a super obvious joke and getting pissed about muh lesbos ruining everything?

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