Monster Hunter

>be kulve taroth
>spend every day minding own business in el dorado
>only venture to surface on occasion to hunt meals and leave gold litter
>literally never attack or harm anything, not even the gajalaka that mine your caves and back
>humans and elf things appear one day
>take one look at you and decide to beat the shit out of you
>break your horns and steal your junk
>they go away for a time
>thinking everything is okay again so you come out
>they return
>this time they want to kill you, for no reason, and proceed to murder you
>be fucking dead now
>tfw

Kulve had a hard life...

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gimme your shit nigga

if you're dead then how are you posting? dumb cunt i'm coming for you.

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Alatreon was officially delayed due to Corona.
Fuck.

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well that gives me more time to prepare my pc save at least

>they know
Shut it down.

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I literally just cheated in fuckloads of kulve parts with mods.

I fought her fuckloads way back when in high rank, and then killed her about 8 times in the new master rank event. Im not grinding that shit anymore. Capcom can take their gacha shit and shove it up their ass.

I miss when the save editor actually worked.

Is she ok

Stop crashing Doradocoin you big lipped fucks