What's the videogame equivalent to this?

Money, looks, dicks, making her laugh, being good in bed.

titanic
waterworld
jaws?

>tfw women can't understand Boats

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Down Periscope

Kantai Collection

Most modern women are so insecure they have to feel intellectually superior to men at all times, so naturally they have to find a really dumb one. It's part of how they made niggers popular - get women high on sniffing their own brain farts, make them think they're secret geniuses.

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>Double Dragon
>GTA Vice City
>Legend of Zelda
>Street Fighter
>Assassin's Creed Black Flag

Das Boot is the shit.
>the narrow of gibraltar is like a virgin, we'll need to cover our boat in vaseline only to get a chance to get through.

Pearl Harbor

>ok babe what do you want to watch
>literally who movie with a 6% on rotten tomatoes

>Top movies your girlfriend wants to watch
>An Idiot Saves the Prince
>Rich Girl Drama 4
>Autistic Journey Girl
>Dance Dance Dance
>Ponies

The Terror.

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>women don't feel the innate pull to explore the ocean and kill all the other cunts that are doing the same
Are they even human?

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I just can't sit through 6-7/10 vapid woman gets wooed by rich Adonis who is somehow beneath her again.

Triangle

>hey lets watch game of thrones1

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It's actually just mostly harry potter

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Ghost Ship

All the Master and Commander memes are completely true.

I can't trust anyone that does not love Rashomon

"No!"