I present you the Ultimate Swindler

I present you the Ultimate Swindler

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But the Star Citizen guys are the ultimate swindlers

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the face of disappointment

>he's actually somewhat handsome
oh no

why do i want him to fuck me

He looks more devious and cunning than either of them

>you're paying six times for a game he hasn't even released yet
devilish

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Everyone lift your new copy of the cum chalice! You bought Cum Chalice, right?

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put elder scrolls on sale right now motherfucker i dont feel like pirating

OH NO HE'S HOT

Someone give me a quick rundown on all the unnecessary stuff he has added to the game over the years.

>buying games
>ever
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
LOOK EVERYONE THIS FAGGOT BUYS GAMES

who is that incel looking spic with the jew nose?

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What does being attractive feel like?

Todd Howard

He looks French

He looks like a gimped version of Henry Cavill.

>ultimate
You need Molyneux DNA in there.
Merge this one with him and post results.

Most of the time it feels good

The other one you mong.

YandereDev

what did you use to make this? I want Todd Howard and Randy Pitchford to fuse.

constant self doubt that the only reason you have the nice things you have in life are because you are attractive and not your hard work and mastery of what you do

well of course, he has a touch of Todd

O FUG

That's the guy with no direction, coding skills below basic, cash swindler and cult of personality with his own critiquebuster KGB, correct?

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Todd is such a handsome little rogue. He should have children with some lumbering Amazonian woman so his sons have the chance to become full chads

>Feeling self doubt when you're literally quantified to be more successful in ANYTHING as confirmed by psychological tests

You should hate yourself, because I hate you. You know that DJ Khaled album? "Suffering from success"? Imagine actually going online to go, "Oh woe is me, I get everything I want, but did I really earn it?"

at least todd has finsihed few games wheter you liked them or not.
you cannot pair these two.

better mashup would be chris roberts - peter molyneux - todd howard

Ever wonder what Bethesda would be like had Skyrim not been the success it was (is)?