What's Duckman's problem?
First he killed our Baby Girl Sarah, now he killed Our Guy Joel too... and fucking Ellie...
what's fucking wrong with him.
What's Duckman's problem?
First he killed our Baby Girl Sarah, now he killed Our Guy Joel too... and fucking Ellie...
what's fucking wrong with him.
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its so disheartening that TLOU is now considered good by Yas Forums. the redditors have truly taken over.
What happened? I was working.
Implying problems only arose in the sequel
Truly tragic. Stay strong, user
what is that pic from, looks cute
Everything about the game is leaked.
Joel dies, Ellie and lesbo girl are probably dead too. New protag is buffed tranny.
>"nobody cares about TLOU"
>"sjw shit"
>"flop of the century"
>spoilers are out
>40 new threads per minute
>suddenly everybody cares
Wow. What a nice idea for some free advertisement.
I really got no problem with him killing Joel and Ellie desu, bit i fear his approach of it. It's kinda tragic and saying something about le cycle of violence in TLoU's world.
the problem is the 2 other playable protagonists halfway the game, the azn shota and the muscular butch lezzie are unlikable pieces of shit that the initial playtesters absolutely hate them. The writers were forced to rewrite them and a bunch of the story to salvage what they are going for in the ending.
This is worrying. I just hope it is done right.
You can't just fucking kill Joelrino and fucking Ellierino like that. NO. fuck you duckman.
We're just enjoying the shitshow, user. Still won't buy and play that movie
>Ellie and lesbo girl are probably dead too. New protag is buffed tranny.
Is this the prologue sequence like Sarah in the first game? Or in the end to set a hypothetical third game?
Everyone cares because it’s an absolute train wreck so(y)nyfag. We’re laughing at it not with it.
From what i've seen on a mission list of the game is that you'll play the second half of the game as the tranny.
Somebodys gonna have to explain this
does the game end after the girl(male) kills joel and ellie or is that bullshit, i'm getting people telling me different things here.
stop saying she's a tranny - you're devaluing already baffling enough true statements with extra spicy bullshit assertions (which is to say a buffed XX female with no steady supply of roids and nutrients in a post-apoc world is as plausible as disabled wheelchair jetpack bravehart cosplayer during ww2 with a pussy)
the game ends with the bulldyke beating ellie and her girlfriend near death and leaving them to bleed out
expectations subversed
Nobody cared about Sarah, niggers and dykes deserve to be killed.
What ever that thing is, it is not worthy called a female. Its a tranny, period.
She's Miss Trunchbull, show some respect.
The real question is; why are all these women running about in a post-apocalyptic scenario instead of being kept safe in a settlement? Unrealistic my suspension of disbelief is broken 0/10
Yikes, that was ultra cringe
it will definitely sell among the woke + on good will of previous one (not everyone is a regular visitor of a croatian dashboard wiping e-conference + twatter and other popular social medias are sanitized and are shadow banning anything that hurts propaganda so that normies won't see it)
let's be fair - females with vaginas CAN become as buffed, but they need a shitload more of time (also a few gallons of liquid steroids) dedicated to training than males
Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.
>Ellie kills Joel
>you play the second half as Sarah who turns out to be alive as she goes on a revenge mission to kill Ellie
Tell me that wouldn't be kino
it would be dumb anime trope #711
Why are sony-ponies so upset about their shitty movie “game” getting leaked?
Reminder that ND back in the day hinted at Ellie being pregnant in the future and the entire gay wine aunt thing wasn't the original plan
christian extremists attacks Joel's bros camp
azn guy in the trailer dies
Ellie and kike lover is out for revenge
Joel helps them
Joel got captured by muscular butch somehow and kills him brutally in front of ellie
Muscular butch have vendetta against Joel cause her father is one of the doctors on the last mission on 1
anyway, she captured Ellie after she killed Joel, but don't blame her for her father's death, Ellie's innocent
Ellie escapes and butchers all butch lesbian's team
Then you play as the muscular butch halfway, out for revenge against Ellie
you hunt Ellie throughout
Ellie is the last boss battle
You kill her
End
>hinted
I read it as "hated" initially
But that's exactly what happens in TLOU2, except instead of Sarah it's some tranny. I'd rather play as Sarah she's hecking cute
i'm not sayin the official one isn't dumb either
first half of the game you play as ellie, joel's death is fairly early according to the mission listing (I'm sure someone will have the picture), around half way through ellie goes out to find the cult she thinks is behind it all, then you switch over to playing as mrs man through the ending, the "end" is a battle between mrs man and ellie which is that video you see leaked. There was also a listing for an epilogue in the mission list so there's probably more, but not much.
Wonder if you get tranny rage mode like the gamestop tranny or the one that axed those people at a store entrance.
Ellie doesn't die. Abby leaves her and her girlfriend badly beaten but alive after Abby's friend tells her not to continue the cycle of violence.
>disheartening
sloppy job, resetranny.
>What's Duckman's problem?
Black people
It's a shitty irrelevant character who gets shot right at the start of the game by ruben langdon.
you just want to fuck her.
your first mistake was caring about anything except the sarah porn
I'm actually disappointed. I expected a good story and Naughty Dog definitely subverted that expectation.
>now
i liked it from the get-go - fuck off
>Male deadlifting record - 500kg (1,102 big macs)
>Female deadlifting record - 305kg (672 big macs)
Sure thing, user
you weren't on Yas Forums when it came out, redditor
Source?
All I've read so far is Ellie is dead too in the end. Haven't seen video leaks pf the ending tho.
Only confirmed death is Joel.
>ellie bleeding from the eye (seemingly burst), sputtering blood and unable to move, unconscious
>dina has face smashed into concrete repeatedly, unconscious, bleeding
yeah there's no fucking way they're alive.
the FF7R rout.
FF7R was good tho
Big macs are that heavy?
Do americans really measure weights in Big Macs wtf
>you just want to fuck her
>shitty irrelevant character
Pick one and only one
Well I'm not disappointed because the first game was terrible, so I hope the tranny kills everyone
Nice hat.
Joel wasn't exactly top of the line male, to be overcome by a hypothetical absolute best a woman can become.
except i was - I just didn't follow the trendy Yas Forumsirgints hate everything popular hashtag
She has the high ground
vid source user
If nothing else, I'm proud of them for sticking to not doing some dumb fucking exposition dump about how it all started.
the only thing good about tlou is that its finally dying. I hope in a few years we forget that it even existed
>yeah there's no fucking way they're alive.
it's a contrived cartoon - sure some of them will
This is beautiful.
SJWs are killing off the good protags, thinking their newly created self inserts can fit in their shoes.
Casual gamers are going to get redpilled from this
Mate I went to the states before the covid thing started and not only do they do weights using Big Macs for units they have actual honest to god emergency Butter Fountains in public areas. Fucking pumps whos sole purpose is giving you free butter to drink or spread on your food, in case the fast food you're carrying isn't unhealthy enough as is.
Why is she hunting ellie
>second half of the game you play as the villain and kill one of the most popular new game characters of the last decade
Surely they can’t think that is going to go down well
source?
haven't you played Uncharted? ND love that.
BTW guys u can track by new leaks and videos here.
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To be fair, the devs are fucking retarded when it comes to understanding the severity of wounds, like when Joel got impaled on rebar and Ellie really awkwardly pulled him off in a way that would have shredded up his insides. Mother fucker would have realistically bled out and died real quick without actual proper treatment.
e6hx96 on streamable.
You can say
"Oh well she left them without actually killing them they're alive
but they're both fucking unconscious at the end of it. That screenshot that went around of ellie and dina literally passed out on the fucking floor is pretty much proof that they're dying. I don't know if it gets any more cliche than the "camera zooms out as though the spirit of the character ooooOOoooOOOoo" horseshit.
>Ellie escapes and butchers all butch lesbian's team