Bigger than Joel

>Bigger than Joel
>Faster than Joel
>Stronger than Joel

Abby is coming, it's TLOUBros

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Another shitty fucking TLOU shitpost thread died for this.

Joel was my favorite character and basically the only well written one from the first game and they did him dirty. And for what, why did they do it Yas Forums??? To push some fucking stupid propaganda or something???? Fuck ND and fuck that Neil faggot.

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and thats a good thing

Is it though? 1-1+1 is still 1.

Joel Brasi sleeps with the fishes

>Too beta to finish off Ellie and Dana
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God damn look at those shoulders.

Whitey must pay

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>kill off the only redeemable character not even halfway through the game
>to this
thank you Yas Forums, at least now i know better than to spend $60 for some botched transvestite power fantasy

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not convinced its a a troon just because all the women in this game look like troons

kek what the fuck is this creature
my god western games are fucking trash

Honestly this part looks kinda cool but it just comes of as shit when Abby doesn't finish them off

If she/it ruthlessly used its muscle to slit the throat of Dina and then Ellie that would be truly shocking, instead it's just really fucking cringe. Should have gone full Irreversible especially since that's obviously what they're pulling from with that framing, headbashing, and music.

they literally screwed a random woman's head on some bloatlord's body it's fucking hilarious
I've seen spring breaker frat boys with more feminine bodies than this

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It's over for the familia. I'm worried joelbros i don't think he's gonna make it

this game is just gonna make the number of hate crimes against tranny go up. i havent played the game yet and im already well equipped to beat the next tranny i see.

>male model body
>slap on female head
this has to be an edit right? Sont didn't actually intentionally do this, RIGHT?!

nah nigga its in the leaked gameplay lmaoo.

Why tf do Jews like forced borderline-depressing melodrama so much?

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Depressed goyim are less dangerous.

It's MA'AM

How progressive, surely whoever this is supposed to represent will be flattered

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this is literally my body with a female face what the fuck

What an absolute unit

See that tranny? You can play as it.

This is so fucking stupid bros. The odds of a "woman" being built like this in apocalypse is close to zero.

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>doesn't go too far by killing ellie's waifu and letting us kill Abby and her tranny friend
>instead it leaves everything half finished in an awkward, jank way

fucking brilliant

>Nu-sony fans were actually excited for this

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It is possible for women to get that physique by juicing heavily. Not something a woman could achieve in a post apocalyptic setting though.

it's not real, it's just a video game

Work harder, better, make faster, stronger, evolution never over

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Why the fuck would we want to play as the kid of that stupid incompetent surgeon who was going to harvest ellie's brain without her consent after he'd already messed up before with other immunes

Let's her get her brain cut out and see how she likes it

Women don't look like this. even women in the UFC don't look like this. It has to be a tranny.

>This is the game that was meant to compete with Halo Infinite during the launch of the new generation

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Tbf Joel was getting on by then

>make the doctors objectively psycho butchers giving Joel the justification to break in there and rescue Ellie
>let us as players only kill the surgeon and nobody else
>have me buy into the idea that this bitch wants revenge THIS bad

>Why the fuck would we want to play as the kid of that stupid incompetent surgeon

you get to kill joel and bitchslap ellie.
pretty cool in my book

they just took joels body model and put a female head on it

>Ellie and her jew don’t die
Welp, this shit is gonna succeed even more than the first one. All the fans are gonna be hyped af for tlou3 where Ellie gets her shit together and takes revenge back on the tranny. That or she learns to break the cycle and doesn’t kill her and you end up playing as the tranny for 3 because ellie turns into a whimpering bitch and stays with her jewess in the village. Either way, her surviving is even shittier that not just dying with this shitshow of a “game”

I just woke up.

What the fuck is this shit

ellie dies after this

Shut the fuck up

to subvert your expectations

I bet if you would line up all the main characters from this game, you'd get an all-inclusive all PC-approved cast, crossing the line far into the territory of parody.

I also liked just how ((diverse)) the group was that were murdering Joel.

Am sadden that ellie wast killed.
it a cowards way of writing even more so when she killed a bunch of people to get to you

Wouldn't stand a chance without her army of goons
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