>dad walks in
Dad walks in
woah son glad to see you're not gay but make sure your mom doesn't see she might freak out
basically my dad except for the mom part since she wasnt around and hed just bang random one offs
based
My dad used to "watch" baywatch when we all went out, if you know wht I'm saying.
Dads jerk off too.
After Saint's Row's dildobat my dad stopped giving a shit as long as we weren't degenerates irl
my dad fucked my mom and had two kids but he also plays as female characters in games so is he gay?
>dad waits for you to goto school
>plays the game too
>his dad walks in on him
>his dad waits for him to goto work,
>plays the game too
3 generations of wankers
>dad walks in
press escape before he can see anything. feels good to be not a retard lads.
Yes.
You and your brother are the only reason I'm still married. Once you're both out of the house I'm ditching this broad and going clubbing every night. Sorry you had to find out this way, kiddo.
ya winning son?
>got Train Sim World on gamepass
>decide to try it out
>dad walks in and looks at my screen
>he sighs
>still living with your parents
UNDERAGE ALERT
Dads are just you in 20 years, they ain't any different.
Except for still being alive.
except for reproducing
L O N D O N?
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I'm 24 and this still weirds me out. The idea that parents are just people who put a child together makes for an odd realization. That and being older than my parents were when they got married freaks me out.
Hand me the controller son
My dad had pin up Americana girls and elvis/james dean posters everywhere and we arent even american
I've been to a strip club with my dad, some covered tiddies would be nothing.
Are ya winnin', son?
>Dad walks in
>Silence
>Thats a.... an attractive fox
>Waits for scene to end
>First game in years I see him playing occasionally
>playing transformers devastation
>megatron fight on the beach
>first time fighting him so I'm not doing that great
>die
>hear a scoff
>turn around
>dad shakes his head in disappointment and walks off
>turning your dad into a furry
user...
Quelagg gave me a drider fetish.
>not having your monitor facing the opposite direction of the door like in some fucking boss office
guess it's genetic. Id have smashed most of his girlfriends and flings too if he was't already tapping them.
You're kinda slow...in more ways than one.
And then there's my dad, who still brings up that one time years ago he was getting his arse kicked by Ganondorf and I told him that he didn't deserve to wield the Master Sword...
>Be 14
>Playing Halo 3
>Gandhi Tornado some faggot in Social Slayer on Narrows because 1337 pro maxed sensitivity
>Dad's face when I said "dumb bitch" to myself
Based dad
>Playing REmake 2 late at night with lights off.
>Barely escape the cerberuses in the parking lot.
>Hear scratching coming from the left of me not from the tv and freak out.
>mfw It was my puppy scottish terrier trying to get in my room.