Prove you're not an incel

Is this that game with the chick that won't fuck you if you guess the name of a constellation wrong or some lame shit but if you basically act like an asshole all night she masturbates in the hottub on command?

I got to where she asked if I was over 18 so I'm assuming what happens next is lewdness but idc I slammed that close button.

Wow I'm an idiot

"If you being a virgin is your decision than you're not an INCEL" Jesus where did that mistype come from? I'm to engrossed into this columbo episode

based pure user

Was a volcel until i met my black muslim gf. Shes thicc af and is a loyal bitch.

Got her to spill pizza sauce on her shirt, take it off, then she wanted to make out but complained about my breath due to the garlic bread with the pizza. Honestly the pizza was the best part.

I’m a volcel but not by choice

I haven't had a girlfriend in 8 years. I don't even remember what a vagina looks like.

same

Is this the only good Western h-game?

Incel is a mindset. I don't hate women or think they aren't human, and I don't base my entire identity on relationships or sex. All that said that, what the fuck is this shit

>failed because i went to the bathroom
Based?

>date going well, she's clearly flirting with me
>dare her to check my mail in her b-day suit
>pic related
Fucking bitch

>he's had a gf

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reminder being a virgin is not necessarily a bad thing, since monks are cool as hell and they're virgins

What the fuck is this bullshit?

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yes but they've found a meaning in life which Yas Forumsermin haven't

I've been in relationships and I'm too distant for that stuff it seems. The only other times women were interested in me I found out they were taken/using me and that disgusted me and made me feel like shit. I'm not going to say it wouldn't be nice to have the right woman to share this life with but I'm done chasing them.

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Anti-depressants have pretty much destroyed my libido

Sorry bro I’m not an incel, I just like video games
I sympathize though

minidick?

only top middle even looks like a crater.

i like how goku really doesnt even care that his bud is makin out next to him. He has his usual goku naive smile. I wonder why he is so beaten up anyway? Did he save his bud's gf or something? I really wonder what the background is of this image.

>He can't even point to the crater Capernicus

then you're a volcel, nothing to worry about user :)

Honestly between having a girl sit on my lap like that and hanging out with Goku, I'd pick the latter.

The only girls who would ask that kind of shit are the ones who follow the horoscope like a bible
Get the fuck away from those girls, they are crazy

based and relatable

He finally got Bejita to kiss his wife.

>drank a lot of wine
>said she had too much
>thought she was gonna throw up
>thought going into the bathroom would be me putting her hair back
>it's pic related

Maybe I should stick to being a fucking loser

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nah homie in real life you'd probably have knocked to make sure she was okay, right?

you wouldn't take advantage of a drunk girl, would you?

I had the jazz on, we were dancing and I was getting at that neck. Blue balling bitch. Fuck women

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I went on a date with Ariane and here is what happened. arianeb.com/d.htm?8115030 #DateAriane

Easy. It's impossible to be an incel because you cannot be involuntarily celibate. It's impossible to involuntarily and voluntarily abstain from sex at the same time since celibacy is voluntary by definition.

i like having dick jacked-off by her anytime i want because it's my fetish and i like looking at her nice eyes while she does it.

i got her two whip her tits out after i gave a basic fact about the moon and not even one dialogue box later she's pissy about skinny dipping, the fuck are your priorities bitch

I'm a volcel faggot.

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>Sorry, I'm just not feeling it. Making out in a hot tub is not that big of a thrill.
>Lets call it a night. On a scale of 1 to 10 you rank a 5. THE END

I got to 2nd base so I'm pretty content ngl