Have you ever had sex while playing video games?

Why are vaginas so fucking nasty. No wonder half of you are into futa.

no. i dont wanna give up on my wizard power

>OH MY GOD ITS ALMOST BEEN 21 DAYS SINCE I'VE LAST USED A POOSIE HOW WILL I EVER SURVIVE?

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oh shush I haven't had sex for 14 hours since my bf can't come over and my vag is fucking LIT right now

no but does masturbating with my friends count

>3 weeks
Normie. Its been 3 years for me.

Lol, me 27 years

I haven't had sex in over 2 years. I don't even care anymore jerking off every other day gets me through life.

Not having sex makes you gayer.

My first blowjob was to the main menu of Killzone and the first time I fucked my ex-grilfriend in the ass was while she was playing Final Fantasy X-2.

>Have you ever had sex
No, I'm not a fag

havent had sex since october, but i did do a multi in fgo while getting head if that counts

I don't understand the question. Have I had sex while playing a game simultaneously? Or while playing games with a friend have I had sex, because if so, I've done that with both a girl and a trap

I feel like its weird that she doesn't have pubes.

Based. 3 more years till wizard powers.

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this is so unstimulating. she looks 12 years old FFS

Try 29 years faggot

What's wrong with you?

I have stage ~2-3 phimosis so I don't as I don't want it to hurt.
I am also 27 so I suddenly stopped caring and lost half of my very high libido around two years ago.

>never seen a slim woman before
Americans

>now multiple garbage threads made with Holo
unforgivable

Should state to, if it's the first one, no I haven't. Doubt I could cause of my ADD ass

I've sucked someones dick while they were playing dota. That's it though

Nope. I don't even want sex, I masturbate and do drugs instead.

Good.

How? i wonder this shit for real, there are millions on millions of fucking whores all around the world and still some poeple can't get laid, i swear to god

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>If you can go 1 week without sex you win $100,000

How the fuck is this possible?

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It isn't her body, it's her fucking face, you idiot.

I fucked my gf while she was playing Animal Crossing. She thought it was a strange request but went with it but after a minute of playing and getting fucked had to put it down because it felt too good for her to keep focusing on the game

Only blowjobs. My bf and I don't like anal and frottage doesn't work well while playing vidya

>This is what normies actually complain about
Based dopamine addict

Some people DON'T want to get laid by a whore. Is that hard to imagine? That people don't want a physical connection without an emotional one first?

Same bro

>have you ever had sex...

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Yas Forums is a cesspool of c00m brains

yesterday I rejected a fat woman wanting to give it to me

It helps when everyone around you are supermodels.

Sex is evil.

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Some of us are undesirable. It’s why we come here.

It's a generic anime/manga face, are you retarded?

Yes. Giving/taking, anal/oral/vaginal/whatever. It sucks. You can't be good at either the sex or the games. It's fun foreplay but it's better to just transition into actually fucking. Fucking virgins.

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slowly stretch it you lazy fuck

my dick is too small and i don't know what i'm doing so the only thing my wife and i ever do is missionary or her on top

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Easily - I don't give a shit. I specifically rejected a few women that pretty much asked for it too.

best decision you made, 8/10 of them are bitches

did he died

What's your current coom record, fellas?

I have been able to coom 3 times in a day myself.

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lol pussy

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Yeah it kinda just ruined the fun of both so I stopped

no wonder this place is shit it's full of normies

34 years what have I won?

>Not wanting to get topped by a rom boy
Fag

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>have you ever had sex
no

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poor kot inhaled nerve gas

Are you for real?
Is there really people who are this much of a gamer they cant go weeks without sex?
Jesus Christ, actually do something relevant with your life. I bet thats your problem.

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I do it with a creme, it seems to be working for a bit but then I feel like I hit a wall long-term.

That's fucking nothing, I didn't count but I'm pretty sure I've gotten close to 20 in a day

>3 times in a day
only 3?

I haven't had sex ever. I'm 29.

I'd rather stay a virgin than get std's user.

It's a mix of low self esteem, not going outside alot and trying to avoid talking to people in general.

Because i dont want to fuck a whore, i want to fuck someone i like

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Does oral count?

26 years, my powers grow by the day

>those models
Easiest 100k ever. Don't find any of them attractive one bit.

Wait a minute, that girl...

I don't if I should be jealous or what but I can barely cum more than once a day. I guess I'm just low test as fuck