The absolute state of video game writing in 2020

The absolute state of video game writing in 2020.

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I threw up a lil

i just dont buy games that have this shit in tbqh, i've still got plenty to play and i know i'm not contributing to this mess

When I think of a berserker, I definitely think of someone who is calm under pressure.

Make your own game then oh wait you incels aren't talented.

>I am not sure what you mean.
Even if it is a joke, the setup is too robotic to ever be funny.

Man, its almost like muton females have more testosterone, making them bigger and stronger, than the men. Get over yourself faggot
Post your A-Teams.

they could have had it be a fun twist on the gender shit while also making sense from a lore standpoint and said he fought like a wreckingball made of meat but they couldn't be that smart in their writing

You sound like a tranny.

What game?

You sound like a piece of shit. You have no right to complain you aren't a critic.

Aside from this screenshot, the rest of the game is pretty good.

aren't they hulking psychotics though. like the last two parts of that bit don't really make any sense in the species' context

>mfw I make my own game and it sucks and it sells ten copies

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Then why did he say woman? That implies human female, not muton female.

go cut your pee pee off or something

so they took a franchise about humanity's grim and desperate fight for survival and added a bunch of Marvel tier quips? bravo

The absolute state of reposted threads in 2020

Poor incel is angry because 'SJWs' are more talented then you?

omg that subverted my expectations so hard

>Torque
>Terminal
>Cherub/Zephyr
>Claymore/Godmother
Fuck that gay psionic shit

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Have the people who wrote this even seen a "fearless, calm and inspiring" woman fighter anywhere that wasn't fiction?

nah youre just being a faggot thats all

absolutely seething

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Let's get the autism bets rolling
How many times do you think OP will repost this image? My guess is somewhere around 30.

LOL ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE SO QUIRKY AND PROGRESSIVE JUST LIKE ME 11/10
-Kotaku

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LGBTENEMYUAV writers aren't talented either that's why writer is the only job they get

You have no talent how sad
and pathetic all you loser do all day is shitpost.

How appropriate, you fight like a dairy farmer!

The fuck is with the Muton's mouth? When did Joe Swanson become an alien?

>and pathetic all you loser do all day is shitpost.

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Its listed in his character bio that he's spliced with human DNA

man youre making a lot of assumptions about people you dont know just because someone pointed out how retarded the writing in this game is

is this all there actually is to do on this site anymore? post the same responses to the same shitpost baits in the same threads day in and day out? was it always this stagnated here? i feel like at one point this site was a rebel sanctuary that went against he grating hugboxes and sterile posting patterns of other site and embraced chaos and now its posting the same 5 responses and wojak edits over and over again

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I dunno, as long as they aren't bringing up that kind of thing all the time, that's kind of funny. the execution is clunky but I'm guessing that's intentional, to represent the difficulty communicating with whatever the fuck that green thing is

they're psychotic because the Ethereals were juicing them with rage drugs

Mainstream social media happened and all the actual creative posters left

Fucking cringe. Glad I completely ignored this shit fest.

It makes sense in context of if you played XCOM 2 but more than half the people in this thread haven't heard of XCOM and will probably move onto to another game next week sadly.

You losers on here hate everything and are bitter you can't criticize.
You are not a journalist the game is selling like hotcakes.
Only Yas Forums is complaining your the minority.

>He says while reposting the same image a 20th time.

The rest of writing really isnt bad, it's usually pretty funny, it hits more than it misses.
Berzerkers are still around in chimera though.

no it doesnt

i like the fucking game dude i just dont like the writing wtf

if this is your worst then I consider it a decent game

Berserkers man

It's 10$ and isn't even reaching impressive numbers. This is absolutely a blunder.

>*stole food out of the fridge joke no. 943823487285*
SO FUNNAY xD I love Marvel!!!!1

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esl retard

it makes me want to puke thats what it does

>calm under pressure

You will never be a woman and I have every right to complain.

The Elders 100% hopped them up on drugs to increase their size and aggression to make berserkers which is why all mutons are the same size in CS. For all we know the muton elites of EU could have been female and rejects for humanization or archons could have been converted into berserkers.
>Then why did he say woman? That implies human female
Nigger what?

Its a budget title selling well above exceptions.

>It also requires internet connection at all times for some reason (for a singleplayer game) and apparently runs a google analytics and data gathering program called Xsolla in the background.

Is this true bros?

It's called "marketing material". Professional shills use it to advertise all the time.

Who in the fuck make videogame put their money and sweat and creativity and time into it just to push some extremely low and even retarded propaganda?

>well above exceptions
>it's an esl shill
lmao

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esl master

Propaganda isn't about making money. If that were the case there wouldn't be any.

they would probably sell more than this shit will

SJW GAMES/GAMES MADE BY SJW's THAT BOMBED:
>BattleFieldV
>Mirrors Edge Catalyst
>Wolfenstein 2
>Wolfenstein young lesbians
>Anthem
>Mafia 3
>Watch Dogs 2
>Mass Effect Andromeda
>Lawbreakers
>Sunset@ "NOT THE FUCKING OVERDRIVE ONE"
>Revolution 60
>Depression quest
>Life is strange 2
>Battleborn
>Pillars of Eternity 2
>Dishonored 2: Death of the Outsider
>Tacoma
>Virginia
>Where The Water Tastes Like Wine
>River City Girls
>Tyranny
>Drawn to Death
>Agents of Mayhem
>Bless Online
>Hyper Universe
>Telltale Games- the whole company
>Wildstar
>REMAKE 3 ????????????


NON PARTICULAR SJW GAMES THAT BENT THE KNEE TO SJW'S AND SUFFERED FROM IT
>DoA6
>Control
>GEARS 5

SJW GAMES THAT SOLD WELL
>Borderlands 3

>ANTI SJW GAMES/ GAMES MADE BY ANTI SJW PEOPLE THAT SOLD WELL
Tekken 7
Soul Calibur 6
Kingdom come deliverance
Rimworld
Postal 2
Tomodachi Life.
Days Gone
TOMATO
Postal 4 No regerts
Factorio
Doom Ethernal

>possible candidate : Fire Emblem Fates JAPANESE VERSION
>possible candidate Animal crossing new horizons jap version
>Far cry 5 ??? "needs confirmation"
>honorable mention : heartbeat

>the game is selling like hotcakes.
I don't even know what this game is

Are his species' females bigger and better?

Post the full version.

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Soul Calibur 6 is a glorious gem.

based

Oh yeah, because the fucking SPACE ALIEN knows all about human sexual dysmorphism and isn't just assuming Claymore is female.

Far Cry 5 is fantastic.