Meanwhile, at Umbrella Yas Forums

Meanwhile, at Umbrella Yas Forums...

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>they can't even afford wide screen monitors

>i wonder if sherry birkin looks good in a pantsuit... hmmmmm

I rate this pharmaceutical facility 5/5 stars!

Did you hear that?

Guys, does anyone else find it annoying to commute to work every day? Like having to drive across Racoon City, park at the police station, the walk through the sewers underneath to our train is so annoying.

I have a question to our current business plan
How does unleashing a virus that turns people into mindless zombies that can't even buy our products benefit us?

Who the hell programmed the tyrant to breakdance? It already trashed several computers and sent an assistant flying into a lab station, causing questionable mutations, security lockdown and intimidate quarantine for study. More importantly, the assistant spilled my coffee with her careless actions. Pretty sick moves tho, might weaponize later

Real shame we had to genetically remove all the cocks from out Specimens because the female scientists couldn't keep their pants on

Wonder all you like, myself and Dr Fredrikson have decided we will be keeping her in her gown for the rest of testing.

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Worked for Tesla.

>Hey so why do we make monsters again?

Man fuck you. I work at Tricell and I have to go through a swamp, through a village filled with crocs and nigs, through a damn temple with African death lasers before I can even get to my office, several stories underground. And that shit goes DEEPER.

That's not the sherry birkin i was talking about...

I remember when you forced this for a week and it never caught on

Report to rail gun maintenance for your debriefing, your supervisor and Dr A B will be waiting.

These threads have always been around.

I see

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No. You have been trying to force this Reddit shit for months.

Hey the cobra goose was not a monster.

i just made a giant spider

>Eh fair enough Jim

Not canon.

Why not just mass produce the intelligent BOWs that can be controlled, instead of a doomsday apocalypse zombie virus?

To show to capability of the viruses we make and sell it to tf fetishists

the virus is cheaper probably

>Hff hff hff-
I got photo evidence of the horrors being done down here and i'm gonna expose them to the world!
>Hff hroff agh...
And no one can stop me!

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So over at Raccoon City branch, we got this new guy, Daniel Fabron, in the R&D department that runs experiments on how test subjects would fare against our new BOW products. The QA phase as some have called it. Anywho, this fucking Frenchman thinks that testing the subjects isn't enough. He started testing the employees too. Now to even use the God damn bathroom, we have to use a key card. Get this, it's a thermo card. We have to heat up or cool down the card to get access. Which temperature is complete fucking random. This dumbfuck put a bunch of Lickers in the hallway leading towards the microwave room and Hunters in the freezer.
John has been leaving the breakroom oven on and rotating our cards if we require hot cards, but our breakroom fridge is broken so we haven't figured out the cold cards yet. John was working on a solution but he got transferred to Arklay. I hope that bastard didn't find out. I've resorted to pissing on the green herbs pots and shitting in the Plant 43 container.

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Those were accidents. Then people started buying them over our hairloss products.

Fuck Umbrella

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Hi! Welcome to Railgun Maintenance, before we begin, I'd like you to reconsider your actions, after all, look at what happened to when he came here. No pressure though! Take your time, think it through, and hopefully you'll come to the correct decision and hand over those documents, other wise we-or more specifically, you, may have a problem on your hands. After all, unfortunate accidents are quite common here.

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Why haven't you jumped ship to Tricell yet, user?

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Guys I need help. I left my knight plug at home and I'm already 30 minutes late for my shift. Can someone just come open the door?

I want to lick Jill’s feet

Do you think Wesker use a wig?

All natural. He leaves hair spray all over the place, but for some reason people think they're medical sprays.