Nintendo games are for kid--

>Nintendo games are for kid--

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>kids shouldn't see body parts involved in the most important function of life
Do americans really?

The puritans haven't controlled your media for hundreds of years. Get over it already.

>boobs
NOOO CENSOR THIS
>penis
this is fine

>Nintendo didn't censor art
Unironically impressed.

>wanting them to censor world renowned art pieces because it features a peenus weenus

it really isn’t about should or shouldn’t is more about kids will see them anyways in their internet machine because kids are like that. you faggots never were kids or what?

Those were censored in all versions, but Treehouse added them back (except for boobs) because they said it would be anti-semitic.

Don't worry user I don't think they will notice unless they have very good eyes

hehe benis :D

yes unironically

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I don't think this is bad but is this actually, officially in the game?
They can get past the rstings by showing a dick because it's one incredibly popular piece of art?

Ban this filth.
I once saw a penis as a teenager and my mind was scarred permanently. Now I'm still getting therapy for my paraphilia for penises.

>making a statue of a Biblical figure based off art created by Romans to express that they wanted to fuck boys
How did Michaelangelo get away with it?

I wish I lived in a world where all forms of porn were legal and most games/movies/books/etc. contained sex scenes just for the hell of it.

BENIS :----DDD

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nintendo fans like dicks

Ubisoft on suicide watch

It's not just a popular piece of art, it's the motherfucking Statue of David.

I do think Pokemon would have been better if I could fuck Marnie's ass

It’s art.

In animal crossing lore, does this mean only human characters have genitalia? Most animals walk around without pants and you don’t see shit but humans always have underoos on. And in new horizons the tanooki statue doesn’t even show its balls anymore. Are dicks human-exclusive?

the ps4 port is ready

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It's fucking art

There is a difference between something depicting genitalia and something being pornographic. The Statue of David is not pornographic, that’s why it doesn’t count. It’s the same reason that high school biology textbooks can have diagrams showing penises and vaginas even though most high schoolers aren’t old enough to legally view porn.

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is mannekin pis in the game?

Imagine having a cock so glorious that it dazzles anyone who looks at it.

DON'T LOOOSE YOUUR WAYYYYY

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>Incapable of having sex with the lights off

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still are prolly

any video games with big juicy dicks?

The PS port would make the dick 5x bigger and put a rainbow cape and makeup on the statue.

I'd play that

how is he a boy?

valid point

PERFECT CENSORSHIP

The longer we keep away our daughters from penises the better it'll be.

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They just end up fucking subhuman animals and dogs.

why are his balls so big?

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>NEVER OPEN YOUR EYES SHAWN
>WHAT EVER YOU HEAR
>WHAT EVER YOU FEEL
>WHAT EVER YOU SMELL
>NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE ARE YOU ALLOWED TO LOOK DOWN WHEN YOU'RE ON THE TOILETTE
>OTHERWISE OUR SAFE SPACE BUBBLE MIGHT BURST
>IT WILL GO AWAY SOON, HONEY

This but unironically

No hormone-infused foods.

He's like 15 in the statue's depiction. Sure that probably wouldn't have been considered pederasty then but it's still a pretty madlad move.

The Statue was made to be looked up to from below. So every thing further to the ground is small and looks a bit exaggerated

>You're not allowed to show minors in art!
Literally why

Based

Why do humans love drawing/sculpting/painting benises so much?

it's a fun shape

Kids take field trips to museums all the time. Nobody gives a shit.

so is there a fake version? do they mess with the junk.

It's a glorious organ

WITH EACH PASSING DAY
YOU'VE COME SO FAR
DON'T THROW IT AWAY

HAHA BENIS :DDDDD

there's also her

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Tits are in the game too.

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