Why are these guys such assholes in any vidya game?
Why are these guys such assholes in any vidya game?
Connor Reyes
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Colton Rodriguez
>be Skeletons
>be happily resting in your comfy tomb
>suddenly some dipshit breaks it and starts stealing shit and throwing things around
I'd be an asshole too.
Owen Bennett
Skeletons are just misunderstood.
Jace Scott
>get mercilessly pillaged and massacred by greedy adventurers looking to pry every last shekel from your bone hands
Notice how skeletons are only ever defending their territory from looters and never attacking human civilization directly like humans do to them constantly. When was the last time you saw skeletons siege a city?
Wyatt Cox
Because they're raised from the dead by evil necromancers, duh.
Blake Bennett
easily the most based enemy in vidya
James Perry
>kill skellly enemy
>get:
>frontal bone
>parietal bone (2)
>temporal bone (2)
>occipital bone
>sphenoid bone
>ethmoid bone
>mandible
>maxilla (2)
>palatine bone (2)
>zygomatic bone (2)
>nasal bone (2)
>lacrimal bone (2)
>vomer
>inferior nasal conchae (2)
>malleus (2)
>incus (2)
>stapes (2)
>hyoid bone
>scapula or shoulder blade (2)
>clavicle or collarbone (2)
>sternum (1)
>ribs (2 x 12)
>cervical vertebrae (7)
>thoracic vertebrae (12)
>lumbar vertebrae (5)
>sacral vertebrae (1)
>coccygeal vertebrae (1)
>humerus (2)
>radius (2)
>ulna (2)
>hand Bones (54):
>scaphoid bone (2)
>lunate bone (2)
>triquetral bone (2)
>pisiform bone (2)
>trapezium (2)
>trapezoid bone (2)
>capitate bone (2)
>hamate bone (2)
>metacarpal bones (5 × 2)
>proximal phalanges (5 × 2)
>intermediate phalanges (4 × 2)
>distal phalanges (5 × 2)
>hip bone (innominate bone or coxal bone) (2)
>femur (2)
>patella (2)
>tibia (2)
>fibula (2)
>calcaneus (heel bone) (2)
>talus (2)
>navicular bone (2)
>medial cuneiform bone (2)
>intermediate cuneiform bone (2)
>lateral cuneiform bone (2)
>cuboid bone (2)
>metatarsal bone (5 × 2)
>proximal phalanges (5 × 2)
>intermediate phalanges (4 × 2)
>distal phalanges (5 × 2)
Owen Thomas
Also, skeletons that get summoned into battle by some faggot mage don't count, those are borderline slaves doing their master's bidding.
Connor Clark
all i get is bonemeal
Austin Wilson
if some dickhead raised me from my eternal slumber to make me guard their gay ass little tower or just wander around the graveyard aimlessly, i'd be pretty fucking pissed.
Isaiah Murphy
>When was the last time you saw skeletons siege a city?
Not too long ago.
Owen Myers
>Be sleeping peacefully in a nice comfy coffin/ground
>Some asshole in a purple/black robe wakes you up
>YOU AIN'T DUST ENOUGH. SORRY, NOTHING PERSONNEL
Being skeletons is suffering
Lucas Williams
This
Jason Foster
>Marignon
lmao just cast Purgatory
Aaron Flores
>Fierce undead warriors, skeletons do not seek to consume the flesh of the living, but only to extinguish the life of their victims. Skeletons, unrelenting in their goal, move faster than zombies and have some spark of intelligence as demonstrated by their use of weapons. These bony undead have been observed wielding swords, clubs, bows, and even armor and shields, and are often equipped in the same armament in which they fell. Even more terrifying are the animated skeletal remains of expired magic wielders, who prove that even the dead can wield the forces of magic.
They are super anti-natalists. They aren't really assholes, they just have a different moral perspective than you.
Aiden Thompson
They usually have a bone to pick with you.
Samuel Howard
Post games with playable skeletons
>DOS/DOS2/Divinity:Dragon Commander
Wyatt Hill
castlevania
Noah Clark
Skeletons are bros. They are hated because of looking spooky and scary. I’m sure they are struggling with a lot of emotional baggage.
The skeletons in Dark Souls don’t seem like evil or overly violent dudes. They are just kind of going through the motions. “We are enemies. We must fight.”
The living and the dead are just bound enemies I guess.
And the skellingtons who are not trying to kill people, those you don’t even hear about! I’m sure not every skelectron was a warrior or soldier before they died.
I’m telling you, they’re just misunderstood.
Eli Myers
If I came back from the dead and no longer had my dick, I'd be an asshole as well.
Gavin Ross
>you saw skeletons siege a city
homm3
Asher Cox
>Skeletons
>Skyrim
Christopher Sullivan
Those are being controlled by necromancy you MORON
Lucas Cruz
Because they're cool. Spinal has the best cackle in vidya.
Jonathan Scott
Carson Roberts
Brayden Garcia
Matthew Butler
This. Skellies are always bullied in vidya they almost never actually go out and attack villages, they just want to chill in their tomb.
Dylan Jenkins
>you share a board with people who wouldnt pick the bard every time
i hope this virus kills us all
Samuel Parker
He's talkin shit about bone bros! Rattle him boys!
Brandon Allen
>thought bonemeal was dusty remains of a skeleton but it was actually their bony lunch the whole time
Feels fucking bad man
Jacob Nguyen
Killer Instinct 1/2/3
Jacob Collins
Game developers are too stupid to realize that a sharp sword or axe will easily sever bones.
Evan Kelly
>stab skeleton
>sword gets stuck in ribcage
Kevin Hughes
I like skeletons, i'm pretty sure i have one inside me.
Dominic Rodriguez
>tfw no DM would ever just let me play as a skeleton
Come on it's not complicated! I want to play as a skeleton aaaaaaaaaah!
Jason Martinez
Bard, obviously
Isaiah Diaz
Based
James Myers
side note this game has the best undead mechanics in any vidya ever, I mean it has major gameplay and stat differences between:
skeletons vs. zombies
physical vs. ethereal undead
fleshy and soft undead vs. dried and sinewy undead
"slow and dumb" vs. "fast and skilled" undead
actual undead vs. mere demons
and has undead variants of nearly every race in the game, from lizards to elephants
to top it off one of the best anti-undead spells can only be cast by another mage skilled in death magic
it's like that autist that always played as a necromancer and really got in to roleplaying went and made his own game
Justin Reed
Aaron Perry
what game
Gavin Edwards
>tfw
Leo Reed
>kill skeleton lord
>mfw his last words are "in the end we are all skeletons"
Jaxon James
Dominions 5
Wyatt Cox
I don't think skeletons have ever been depicted as anything but tomb guardians.
People just vilify them because they oppose them and human ego gotta human ego 'n sheeeeiiit.
Colton Rivera
"Dominions"
right now it's Dominions 5
been playing it for almost 20 years since the first one, it's basically a board game put on to the computer though so the graphics are...functional
Wyatt Rodriguez
You forgot a comma, child, and you
Of the necropolis heroes only 6 out of 16 are human.
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