Why is this?

Why is this?

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Because they're children's games and acknowledging relationships and sex in such games is morally wrong?

i hate americans so much

90's (Japan dub) Pokemon had a lot of sexual references

why is Ash in the picture?

I don't really watch Pokemon, when has Satoshi been friendzoned?
Character doesn't really have anything to do with Nintendo as such anyway, he's an anime invention.

Don’t know about Ash.
You’re right about Mario.

But have you ever played a Zelda game? Women all over the game are hot for Link, who never shows any affection for Zelda...

Link doesn't have a romantic interest in the Princess. Mario got friendzoned exactly ones but always got the kiss or the cake in every other game.

Because I didn't make it

Link has canonically fucked zelda though

Link is clearly a faggot in every game except Windwaker. Never shows interest in women, except during Wind Waker he gets those rosy bashful cheeks whenever females are brought up about liking him.

OoT Link fucked the farm girl, didn't he? Also why is Ash there, he's a dense anime protag, he's the one friendzoning

even more proof that wind waker is the best zelda game and toon link is the chaddest of them all

So rape, abduction, and beastality are ok, because that was Bowser's master plan?

>Meanwhile SEGA's mascot is the one who friendzones
What could it mean?

Link doesn't even chase after Zelda.

Link has always been a Slayer and BotW has ramped it up even more.

Dude is reincarnated to protect her, he is friend zoned for multiple life

All the same user.

Anyways, Link is child in most games, dude. Also, he canonically marries Marin.

Mario and Peach are basically together, though. They don't come right out and say it, but you can tell.
And Ash is the one DOING the friendzoning.

If anything Ash friendzones every female cast companion. Apart from Latias, he and Latias got very close.

He's doing his duty. He doesn't care about that worthless roastie.

People are now starting to realize that Mario is the biggest simp in gaming.

Has Link ever even kissed Zelda in any of the games ever

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ash doesn't get friendzoned
he friendzones

Can you show a single example of Link being interested?

SS, WW, PH and BotW link fucks zelda, the other Links fucks other bitches in the world.

>Yeah dude he's a chad he doesn't even need to go after the women!

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Nintendo relationships are platonic nowadays. It's more about friendship and family.

His grunts are more high pitched when he's around her

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Fuck it! Let's keep this topic moving. Mods don't delet the thread, because I feel like this will be a learning experience.

>BOTW Link Fucks Zelda
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAGAAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Ash is 10,link is usually older than that I am pretty sure.

I can name many Playstation games where the dude ends up getting the chick at the end meanwhile I can't name 1 Nintendo game that has that happen at all

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>there are people obsessed with cucking Mario

>I can name many Playstation games where the dude ends up getting another dude at the end
ftfy

He fucked the fish girl in BotW, before she died atleast