Well, what about Shepard? He grew up in the colonies

>sole survivor
>when Mass Effect 2 forces you to suck the dick of the guys who caused your PTSD in that origin
lol

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turian incels can't compete

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Bimbo Miranda is for Big Blue (Asari) Cock.

>Cerberus ideals involve human conquest of the other races
>Shepard conquers other races sexually by bedding their women
I see no problem

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>earthborn
>ruthless
>renegade
>vanguard
>in ME1 you fuck ashley and that asari whore on the citadel
>in ME2 you fuck all of your crewmates including the redhead secretary but you end up with jack
>in me3 you fuck jack again and survive

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>Jack/Jack
HOLY BASED

asari penis is a fiction created by seething human females (ironically likely by Miranda herself)

>You get drunk with her twice, but get no option to fuck

Fucking bullshit

>not going Spacer/War Hero mary sue chad thundercock Sherpard

wtf is this image

The future you got stripped of

every playthrough for me lol

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So what if Saren didn't shoot up Eden Prime, do you think Shepard would've failed to become Spectre like Anderson?

For me, it’s the CHAD RUTHLESS.

>those kids
El atrocidad...

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Yes. The times make the man. If the times aren't demanding Shepard be a specter i.e. Saren fucking up Eden Prime, then Shepard never gets his chance to shine.

Jack is white, what's with those mongrel kids?

Makes me wonder... Do you fellas think turian men consider human/asari porn to be NTR?

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IT'S JUST THE LIGHTNING OK IT'S A BAD ANGLE

>colonist/ruthless/Sentinel
Late night Jack hours.
Pissed that ME3 hides tech armor in cutscenes though.

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Dios mio...

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Unironically based. Miranda becomes a fujo for asari dickgirls until she meets one IRL where she learns to take asari dick.

>save colonists on Feros
>spare Shiala
>spare Rachni
>spare Wrex
>save Council from Sovereign
>still end up with maxed-out Renegade meter
My Shepard was the racist jackass who executed criminals and pirates and still ended up doing heroic boy scout shit. Made for a weird playthrough.

>I was designed to be perfect, Shepard
>In-game face is worse than the model she is based upon
What did they meeeeeeeeeean by this?

they also made her a brunette because they were uncomfortable with a "perfect human specimen" being a blue-eyed blonde. faggots.

Yes. Same with human male/quarian female porn. Both genres are still incredibly popular in turian space, tho.

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This shot is so atmospheric. I still think this is the best example of how to set up the tone of your game in one shot.

EARTHBORNE
RUTHLESS
RENEGADE
GARRUS ONLY
SAVE WREX
KILL RACHNI

Why aren't there any space fantasy games? For some reason whenever space comes into the picture magic just flies out the window.

I like the cold dead expression on Shepard's face

Well scientifically speaking blonde hair IS weaker than stronger colors so it wouldn't make sense.

Hard to envision. Mass Effect is basically an altered copy of Babylon 5 and AAAAHHHH I'M GOING MAD, HELP ME DEXTROMAN

>Femshep