Resident Evil: Resistance

How did you get a PC, hobo?

Don't do this you'll get mustard gas.

I'd buy it for you if I had a job and my own money, but I do not. If you have at least some money, get it online for 40 euro/$45. I doubt anyone will buy you the game, but maybe someone's nice enough who knows.

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still is buying both at the same time, right? i dont want to buy two games, just one game. i dont know what cdkeys are.
even then im still too busy playing animal crossing lol

SHUUUUUSH!
Don't believe he's talking out of his A$$.

buy it yourself faggot

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I sucked a friend for it.

Thank u, but you have to have hope, generous people are everywhere, remember everyone, god is watching you, gifting me the game will basically grant you heaven, you can push a little girl in front of a bus after if you want, no matter what you do, you already won it by gifting it to me.

You can't buy REsis standalone as of right now. You get it with RE3, that's the only way to play it. Install is separate though, kind of like some CoDs.

It's only 40 trump bucks right now. You have no excuse.

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Actually yes. I finally got on a good run where I was able to level Jill a bit.

You can't buy RE:Resistance on its own. It's part of RE3. So if you buy RE3 (Or you gift it to me), Resistance comes with it.

>gifting me the game will basically grant you heaven
Damn, getting into heaven is THAT easy?

Some girls are like that.

I am jewish.

so it's established that daniel players are the biggest tryhards right?

>Someone dc's at the start of the round
>Daniel rails us so fucking hard before we can even finish the first area

I’d rather go to hell than gift you anything, you leeching asshole. I bet you’d instantly block the guy who buys you the game.

MMs spawn rushing will never not be retardedly hilarious

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It's not easy, but you're lucky I was made in heaven so if you please me by gifting me the game I'll make sure to put in a good word with the old man and you'll have your ticket to heaven no matter what you do after. or before.

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Daniel or spencer players.

A lot of MMs seem to be niggers and only play to "win". I personally play for the thrill of getting the survivors as close to death as possible without killing them prematurely. Giving them free comebacks and then whittling them down again is fun.

Sounds like you want the faggot to suck you off.

> I bet you’d instantly block the guy who buys you the game.

I'm not a woman, I wouldn't do that. Besides what kind of retard blocks someone who gifts them something, if anything you should keep the friendship to see if more gifts come after!

Wouldn't be a bad deal, last i've heard on the street it's $100 for a BJ, here i'm just asking 60 for it.

Ironically those are the only fun MMs to play as. Annette relies on brain-dead survivors who don't know the torch is the best weapon in the game and Alex is just dogshit. Spencer has infinite bio energy and with Daniel you don't have to worry about it too much either.

It's fun, but because of the $60 price tag it is going to die very soon. It never even got over 5k players at any point after release. Shame because it could dethrone DBD if they put any work into it and released a standalone version without locking it behind RE3.

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>Playing Annette
>Damn, these guys are getting demolished, I'll let up off the gas and let them get to area 2 at least
>Pair of lickers and a fatty COOF them to death even without my input

Some people can't be saved.

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I'll buy it for you if you do furry anal vore RP with me. :3

>dethrone DbD
No. No game can do that. Please just leave the DbD shitters in their own little bubble. I don't want them on here.

If someone gave me the game I would add 1 more person to that list, me!

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This is the saddest shit I’ve seen all day, kys faggot

IT'S A DEAL! UwU

I don't mind going against daniel, but spencer is boring as fuck because rando's don't know how to shoot cams and if you don't have a jan then gg.

I wish all the singleplayer re babies would of at least tried the game.

Just hit rank 23 with Jill should I move on to Mastermind or level up another survivor?

Quick Match > Random

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FYI you can't use 's for plurals (only exceptions are single letters and numbers) and it's would've/would have and not "would of".

got them all unlock just waiting for Capcom to give us summer bikini cosmetics for the girls. micro bikini for Valerie please.

And here I just been asking my GF to suck me off....

Well OwO? What awe u waitin' fow? I am hewe all awone waitin fowo da geim, and no owoan wans to giv it to me, i need someone to giv it to me UwU.

Maybe UwU if... if you gift me the gayme, i would uwu givwe you a poution, yes, a poution so you shrink, UwU, and it would be a shame UwU if I were to sit OwO wherever you awe and you would end up inside me AwA.

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Well you do also get the RE 3 Remake. It's not a bad deal when you play both. I just recently got to Resistance because I took my time beating the shit out of RE 3 and getting most of the bonus shop items.

I can do stuff your girlfriend can't do. ;)

>micro bikini for Valerie please

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idc

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Fuck you illiterate third world nigger. Eat a dick faggot.

>nerf gun spencer when annette is the real deal
lmao

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Dumb

>$40 for a shitty dead by daylight and some fucked remake
Nah. I want resistance to be separate first.

NO!! YOU are dumb, not Valerie. Jan/Becca posters are DUMB.

The problem with gun spencer is that unless you're January you're basically not playing the game against him. You're just sort of there.

it doesn't play like dbd at all.

It's also better then dbd imo.

-2k+ hours on dbd.

GIFT ME THE GAME ALREADY YOU JERKS. You're all fucking rich what is 60 more or 60 less? IS NOT AS IF YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND THEM ON SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS?

We all know you're suicides waiting to happen SO FUCKING GIFT ME THE GAME BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELVES, dead bodies can't gift shit.

shut the fuck up, don't tell me how to spend my money

This, survivor gameplay actually has variety this time.

Well I want both RE3 and REsistance so you can gift it to me OwO

just go spread your fat cheeks for 60 bucks. stop wanting shit for free faggot

I think both sides should at least be trying to win but I've gone up against far too many daniels and spencers that just start instantly lagging the game the moment things aren't going their way.

I don't want Annette nerfed. Fighting the final area is the funnest shit ever.

*jill unzips rocket launcher
anette bros we got too cocky..