Have you ever got weird looks from an employee when buying a videogame? What game?

>not buying unfiltered Lucky Strikes

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because everyone can see your dick

Fuck off, Red. Haven't you got an artifact to be chasing?

Probably but why would I give a shit what they think?

imagine the boob sweat

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I don't get it

Doesn't matter anymore, I won in the end, ebgames

She's embarrassed because she's buying condoms for her large brown futa cock

How would I know? I can’t see their face when I’m looking at the floor or an adjacent wall.

got carded at a FUCKING GAMESTOP trying to buy MGS3 when I was like 15 or whatever. I had to bring my older brother to get the game and the douchebag employee tried to stop him from purchasing it for me.

Please sir, may I have some sauce?

>condoms
Those are packs of cigarettes.

Only time was buying Witch and the Hundred Knight when it came out on PS3, virtually nobody knew what it was and that I was pretty much the only buyer.

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I remember when I was trying to get my first date we were going to see a rated R movie, and I was 16 at the time, and the faggot wouldn't sell me a ticket. So I got my dad to buy one and he refused to sell it because my dad wasn't going in with me.

So I just bought tickets to see thor or something and walked in. But holy shit fuck those people.

it's porn, so not sure if you want it

what the hell are you doing here, sensei

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I must have it.

user, I...

but it's porn

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Don't worry I'm a priest I'll sprinkle holy water on it

Did you play the second? I think it is way better than the first

The lady at GameStop once tried to talk to me about AkibaStrip when I was picking up my vita preorder once. It was terrible

You'll sprinkle some holy water, alright

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are you new?

I got bullied into doing some gay pledge when I bought a game shark.

I've only ever bought games online
Physical copies too

That game is great though.

yes that's the joke you fucking retarded bonehead

Me and a friend were trying to see an R rated movie and the dude was the same way
Our solution was dumber though, my dad walked in with us after buying a ticket, and then walked out flipping off the guy

Knowing the artist they probably both have a dick

I was like 23 when totori came out. I went to a gamestop to get a new copy. The fauxhawk sporting fatty behind the counter gave me a dirty look, and when he was doing his schpiel about preordering the new madden, cod, etc etc came about I asked "Nah not unless they've got cute girls to look at".
The trick is to embrace it and harness the awkward energy, because they're certainly not allowed to comment on it. Might as well have fun and give them something to talk about later.

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White Knight Chronicles 2. I was the only person who preordered a copy within basically my entire city, so I had the entire staff of gamestop asking what it was about. Spent about a half hour talking about the original.

I believe you'll figure it out. You're a big, special boy.

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i would bite these titties if i could

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All these people that think it's cigarettes

Atelier

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hidarikiki, top tier artist

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