Barely a handful of worthwhile games

>barely a handful of worthwhile games
>the most horrendous and unwieldy abomination of a controller ever devised
>comes in rainbow neon faggot colors to make it look even more like a cheap plastic kids’ toy
>easily outclassed by the other platforms from the same generation

Why is this piece of shit fondly remembered again? The last decent thing Nintendo ever produced was the SNES. The N64 is a complete joke in comparison.

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Why does this N64 have a black expansion port cover?

I had this same jungle green N64 with controller that came bundled with DK64 and it had a jungle green cover

What’s wrong with the controller?
It’s pretty comfortable

>cheap plastic kids’ toy
user, it's a game console. Your hobby is populated mainly by dorks and children who will become dorks. Get real.

Also, it had plenty of fun games. Early 3D games, but still fun.

>Why is this piece of shit fondly remembered again?
Because it's a Nintendo console and every single piece of shit that comes out from them is loved by their brainless shills

>Mario 64
>OoT
>Banjo Kazooie
and........???? thats it really

OH GOD IM GONNA VROOOOOOOM!
3, 2, 1, GO!

Never forget, vroomers.

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I'm tired of the daily N64 hate threads
Sincerely argue to me right now why this debate which should have ended in 2001 persists even today
I get why you'd buy an N64, or a PS1, or both, but why do you need to tell the people who liked one of them that they were wrong, in the year 2020.
You're not even trying to make the case that whatever you liked was good. You're literally trying to tell people the fun they had a decade and a half ago wasn't real? Can't you see what a foolish endeavor this is? Do you think that we can't see?

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N64 is definitely overrated.
Even Gamecube was leagues better.

>the most horrendous and unwieldy abomination of a controller ever devised
i'd argue the duke was worse, yea with the n64 one you had to pick whether you were gonna use the stick or directional pad but at least you could hold the thing.

Hurr, Nintendo 64 goes vroom.

It's fun to look back on and expose everything wrong with the system.

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>the duke
>bad
sorry for your baby hands

Fuck no, every first-party franchise had better N64 games compared to Gamecube. The only ones exceptions were Smash and Paper Mario, those were better om GCN.

Stop trying to force another oomer meme. Nobody likes oomer memes

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>It's fun to look back on and expose everything wrong with the system.
How is this something wrong with the system:
>comes in rainbow neon faggot colors to make it look even more like a cheap plastic kids’ toy
N64 is a kids toy
so is ps1
so is saturn
so is ps4, switch, xbone

ok vroomer

Its only fondly remembered by Americans.
Everyone else in the world knew it was shit and not even worth buying.

OK vroomer. Remember that 20% of 388 is 77.6.
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I don't get how this is supposed to be negative, most of those games are good.

The wrestling games are great. The FPS games are great. The racing games are great. Even some of the sports games are a lot of fun. There's tons of awesome games for the thing. Do you only like 3D platformers or something?

Based

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i mean i was still growing at the time yea but it's a pretty universal complaint about it. Sorry you either have a constant need to be a contrarian or are andre the giants son.

wresling games, smash, pokemon stadium games, an fps that is always included in top fps list.

Majora's Mask
Kirby 64
Bomberman 64 and Second Attack
Banjo Tooie
Diddy Kong Racing
Kirby 64
DOOM 64
Wave Racer
1080 Snowboarding
Goldeneye
Perfect Dark
Conker
Paper Mario
Donkey Kong 64
F-Zero X
StarFox
Smash
Mystical Ninja
Pokemon Stadium 1 and 2
Harvest Moon 64

All exclusives, too. That's not even getting into multiplats like Rogue Squadron, Rayman 2 and such.

Oh no, a kids toy looks like a kids toy! Whatever will toy makers do about their toy players looking like toys?!

Fuck, I put Kirby 64 twice. But you get the picture. There were plenty of good games on the system

All games I've seen recommended countless times before.

If you can list off every good game a system has in a single post, then that's honestly a pretty pathetic system. You have to add on the DS library to the N64 for it to compare with the PS1. Everything the N64 did, the Dreamcast did as well in a third of the lifespan. Oftentimes better too.

>All games I've seen recommended countless times before.
That happens with every console when you ask what are the best games. If you want obscure hiddon gemz you gotta ask.

Have you considered that if people argue with you countless times, you might be coming to the wrong conclusion?

What does it matter how many games there were for it? It's like judging a toaster by what kind of bread you have to put in it

That's okay I just substituted Quest 64 for one of those Kirby 64s.

It has no Mega Man, Street Fighter, Pac-Man, Final Fantasy, Gradius, Contra and Ghosts N Goblins, that's how shit N64 is.

I'd like a toaster that could make french toast.

No user, you must shove it full of bread right this instant or your toaster is fucking worthless.

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>hurr ps1 has it too
PS1 forces you to kill the last boss to make a file on hard/easy mode. 64 is a cartridge and permanently unlocks them.
>hurr worst megaman
well I like it

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