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So pretty much a buggy piece of shit

Don't care about graphics, also
> CDPR
Awful copypasted quests
> Bethesda
Hasn't made anything of value except Morrowind
> Naughty Dog
Graphics are irrelevant, and 99% of western AAA games already aged like shit because they only put the budget towards graphics, cutscenes & marketing
> Bioware
Has never written a single good story, all of their characters outside Dao & kotor are bland as cardboard

Change Bethesda to Monolith Soft and Bioware to a well known VN developer.

Bethesda being part of them won't help

Okay, but what about the actual gameplay?

Would be full of microtransaction courtesy of Bethesda and gay shit courtesy of Naughty Dog.

This, the only thing that matters is gameplay and it'd be dogshit.

reddit: the thread

>Bethesda
Just throw it in the trash.

>whistles for magic horse
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>toucan sam vision activates
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>follows nose
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>autoruns on road back to village
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof shows flipper"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

So it would be a huge, empty open world with some lame hand made places, okay graphics, and a story where gay couples and trans women fight with swords.

Ive never played an "open world" game that is fun for longer than 10 minutes or is filled with shit to do.

>inb4 BoTW
its SHIT and just as empty as any other fucking open world game. Korok seeds isn't content

>quests
whoever did disco elysium
>open world
r*
>graphics
dunno r* or naughty dog is fine too i guess
>attention to detail
hideo kojima
>story + characters
dicksuck elysium devs or r*, naughty dog's writing is 7 or 8 out of 10 but inundated with unneeded identity politics shit

losers didn't even add gameplay

I cannot find a flaw. 100% correct.

Normies are pathetic holy shit

>And story and characters by these guys
>guys
Are you assuming the bioware staff's genders?

Haha the cake is a lie, fellow gamer. Bazinga!

Agreed. It would be a pretty boring game.

>cdpr quests
oh boy ten thousand throwaway contracts i'm overlevelled for anyway
>bethesda open world
oh boy ten thousand locations with unnamed bandits in them and nothing else
>naughty dog graphics and attention to detail
yes
>bioware story and characters
oh boy a bunch of self insert mary sues on a journey that plays out like someone ran down a tvtropes checklist line by line

>tfw originally that was a Death Stranding pasta

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Op gay
How about quests designed by monolith
Story done by Spike Chunsoft
Gameplay done by slavs
And art style done by platinum

>Slavic jank and Japanese autism in one package
Either a dumpster fire or a drug trip

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this sounds like a fucking mess and now I actually want it

NINTENDO

>gameplay by slavs
which ones
Latvia slavs who made Cuisine Royale and Enlisted
or
Russians who made WarThunder or Pathologic

It'd be a clusterfuck of a game
Fund it

Composite Slavic

>> CDPR
>Awful copypasted quests
based retard never played witcher 3

>it's a composite between Gaijin, the Latvian madmen and Pathologic's devs
ok I'm sold

Collect 20 nekker parts outside of Megaton with only a shitty conversation wheel while being an ugly lesbian

this is a top kek

Why would anyone want a buggy Bethesda game with shitty script from Bioware is beyond me

It would be a a Soiboi game

>CDPR quests where the compass tells you where to go and glowing footprints tell you where exactly to walk
>on a broken outdated Bethesda engine called Gamebyro
>with Naughty Dog making all characters ugly/realistic as shit
>with a generic YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE AND AN ANCIENT EVIL RISES plot from Bioware

Sounds like a Yikes from me

MY FACE IS TIRED

Make it graphics by Naughty dog, gameplay by Arkane studios and writing by a real writer that never played a game in his life and we are talking

>weebshit
No

>quests like CDPR
A lot of unskippable cutscenes
>open world like Bethesda
No value to exploration just shitty Skinner box routines
>graphics and detail of Naughty Dog
Ok so lack of detail then?
>BioWare story
Lmao

>story by bioware
finaly can use this

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